[ksen]

Doesn't anyone want to play with poor Smeagol?

I think I overheard those nassty Hobbitsses say they would like to see Smeagol play with Gollum...........in the middle of traffic. *tsk tsk tsk*

-Kevin

[carton253]

Great... some one has come to play with poor, friendless Smeagol... race you to 5000 (let's try to act like we are having a conversation)

[ksen]

Hello?

Hello? Is this thing on? *tap* *tap* *tap*

Testing 1-2-3. Anybody here?

*chirp* *chirp* Those are cricket chirps, not bird chirps

All right, I'll check back in a bit.

-Kevin

[carton253]

A poem... by the Shakespeare of Middle Earth... Smeagol!

Alive without breath;
As cold as death
Never thirsting, ever drinking
Clad in mail, never clinking
Drowns on dry land
Thinks an island is a mountain
Thinks a fountain is a puff of air
So sleek, so fair!
What a joy to meet!
We only wish to catch a fish
So juicy sweet.

I'm very, very good!