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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: Overtaxed
I think Gandalf would like it although I don't know where he would hang it. You could get Arwen to teach the class!

I think he has a little closet of a room in the basement(dungeon) of the Tower of Ecthelion. I'm sure there is room enough in there. Although if there isn't I'm sure we could knock a wall out and enlarge his closet into a cubicle.

Your question made me think, where DOES Gandalf live? He can't be out galavanting across the countryside 365 days a year, can he?

-Kevin

4,861 posted on 05/09/2002 12:10:17 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
He's bummed off of Bilbo and Frodo staying at Bag End often enough! Gandalf the Moocher.
4,862 posted on 05/09/2002 12:17:25 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Penny1
So I take it that you would recommend Tolkien's letters to people to read? ;^)

-Kevin

4,863 posted on 05/09/2002 12:17:51 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed
Gandalf the Moocher.

Gandalf the Grey Moocher, or, to keep current, Gandalf the White Moocher. Or does that sound too racist? ;^)

-Kevin

4,864 posted on 05/09/2002 12:21:10 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
He didn't happen to be a real live hoochie-koocher, did he?
4,865 posted on 05/09/2002 12:29:51 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
Yup, definitely! Some of them are highly amusing too...
4,866 posted on 05/09/2002 12:48:31 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: Overtaxed
GANDALF THE MOOCHER

Folks, here´s a story about Gandalf the Moocher
He was a real live hoochie-koocher
He was the roughest, toughest frail
but Gandalf had a heart as big as a wha-a-le

Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()
Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()

He hung around with a bloke named Strider
He liked him though he was Tookey
He took him down to Breetown
Where he showed him how to kick the Nazgul around ()

Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()
Wooooooh()
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()

He had a dream about the King of Rohan
He gave him things that he was needin´
A palace home built of stone and steel
A diamond chariot with platinum wheels

hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hi()
hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()
scoodley-woo-scoodley-woo-scoodley-woodley-woodley-woo()
zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttleoo-skit-dit-skittle-but-dit-zoy()

He gave him his tower and his racing horses
Each meal he ate was a dozen courses
He had a million coins of silver and gold
He sat around and counted them until Smaug was old

Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()
Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()

Poor Gan, Poor Gan, Poor Gan.

(Apologies to Cab Calloway)

-Kevin

4,867 posted on 05/09/2002 1:14:39 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
(Apologies to Cab Calloway)

Well, at least you didn't use 20 posts to post it...

4,868 posted on 05/09/2002 1:15:43 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, at least you didn't use 20 posts to post it...

I...

-Kevin

4,869 posted on 05/09/2002 1:34:11 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, at least you didn't use 20 posts to post it...

probably...

-Kevin

4,870 posted on 05/09/2002 1:34:22 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, at least you didn't use 20 posts to post it...

should...

-Kevin

4,871 posted on 05/09/2002 1:34:36 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Corin Stormhands
Well, at least you didn't use 20 posts to post it...

...have. ;^)

-Kevin

4,872 posted on 05/09/2002 1:34:58 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Don't quit your day job. :)
4,873 posted on 05/09/2002 1:53:49 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed; ksen
Don't quit your day job. :)

What are you talking about? This IS his day job! He gets paid by commission everytime he grabs the precioussss...

4,874 posted on 05/09/2002 1:55:31 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
I leave the preciousss to you. I am off to have dinner with the family and then go see the kids get their awards from participating in our church's AWANA program.

I'll try to check in later.

-Kevin

4,875 posted on 05/09/2002 2:01:51 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Doubtful it will be mine, I'm off for a while too.
4,876 posted on 05/09/2002 2:04:56 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: ALL
That confounded &#%&@*&$% blasted &#%&@*&$% ridiculous &#%&@*&$% moronic &#%&@*&$% asinine @%&#%&@*&$%@ PETITION just got airtime on MSNBC... MSNBC didn't give it any weight, and quoted one of the signers who mocked it, but it just does not deserve airtime.

The actions of any one particular moron in this country is almost never NEWS.


4,877 posted on 05/09/2002 2:33:18 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
You know, not to be Pollyana-ish, but this may not be all bad. There may be non-Tolkien fans out there who might have wondered if The Two Towers was being used to cash in on 9/11. With stuff like this coming out now, it can be de-bunked and it gives LOTR even more airtime.

As long as they present it accurately, explaining how stupid the petition is, I think it's going to completely backfire on the petitioner.

4,878 posted on 05/09/2002 2:41:41 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: ksen
Thanks for posting the picture, a bit surprised the knives are in separate sheaths and not attached to the quiver. Doubtless they would be easier to draw out than to replace. Now for a closer shot of the quiver, wonder what the design on the quiver is. AHHH, for the dvds and frame by frame. Don't recall seeing a description of the quiver and its design. dvp
4,879 posted on 05/09/2002 2:49:15 PM PDT by osagebowman
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To: Penny1
but.. but... I return you to my "one moron" statement! The actions of one moron is almost never news! I did notice late yesterday that, at least then, the publicity had not garnered a lot of new responses, either of the serious kind, or the mocking kind. I haven't been back there today.

I don't think the general public would ever have thought a fantasy movie, set in another world and another time with Wizards and Hobbits and... you know... would ever be "about" the WTC. Even if they were not familiar with the books. And if they did think that from the title, upon learning that it is a fantasy film, they would say... Oh, I guess it is about something else.

Let's just consider for a moment that someone DID write and release a movie about the WTC. WHY is that, on its face, disrespectful or insensitive? And to restate for the record, the WTC was never The Two Towers, but the Twin Towers. I say all this to get it out of my system because it ticks me off, not because I think you need to be told any of this... hehehehe < /rant > (for the moment) I may resume at any time)

4,880 posted on 05/09/2002 2:56:57 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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