GANDALF THE MOOCHER Folks, here´s a story about Gandalf the Moocher
He was a real live hoochie-koocher
He was the roughest, toughest frail
but Gandalf had a heart as big as a wha-a-leHidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()
Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()He hung around with a bloke named Strider
He liked him though he was Tookey
He took him down to Breetown
Where he showed him how to kick the Nazgul around ()Hidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()
Wooooooh()
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()He had a dream about the King of Rohan
He gave him things that he was needin´
A palace home built of stone and steel
A diamond chariot with platinum wheelshidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hidee-hi()
hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()
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zit-dit-dit-dit-dittle-but-dut-duttleoo-skit-dit-skittle-but-dit-zoy()He gave him his tower and his racing horses
Each meal he ate was a dozen courses
He had a million coins of silver and gold
He sat around and counted them until Smaug was oldHidee-Hidee-Hidee-hi()
Hodee-hodee-hodee-ho()
Heedey-hee-dee-hee-dee hee ()
Hidee-hidee-hidee-ho()Poor Gan, Poor Gan, Poor Gan.
(Apologies to Cab Calloway)
-Kevin