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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: ksen
You have made me laugh... and now I have heard the horns of Gondor play a fine version of Roll out the Barrel... Now that's a good night! May you dream of ants!
4,541 posted on 05/06/2002 7:43:19 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Overtaxed
So who's the Choreographer of Gondor!

Gondor HAS no choreographer, Gondor NEEDS no choreographer!

4,542 posted on 05/06/2002 7:43:33 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ;All
Gondor HAS no choreographer, Gondor NEEDS no choreographer!

Now THAT'S funny! LOL! ;^)

I nominate that for "Best Line of the Night."

Now, good night. Really!

-Kevin

4,543 posted on 05/06/2002 7:47:58 PM PDT by ksen
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To: HairOfTheDog
Hair, isn't that what Boromir meant with that spiel about the Horns calling the Lords of Gondor home?
4,544 posted on 05/06/2002 7:57:39 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: SuziQ
Gondor HAS no choreographer, Gondor NEEDS no choreographer!

ROTFLOL!!

4,545 posted on 05/06/2002 8:00:38 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: SuziQ
When Boromir said that people would say "The lords of Gondor have returned"... is that anything like Lords of the Dance?

Ok, I'm up to late. Night, all!

4,546 posted on 05/06/2002 8:13:59 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB; Overtaxed; Hairofthedog; 2Jedismom
I know I'm too late, but...here's a nightlight for ya'll:

The image gallery is updated :)

4,547 posted on 05/06/2002 10:04:31 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: hairofthedog; 2jedismom; jenb; overtaxed; ecurbh; carton253; all
The things you notice when you're taking stills....

Did anyone notice that Isildur appears to be sporting the seven stars on his armor in the prologue? At least, that's what it looks like to me in this picture:


4,548 posted on 05/06/2002 10:31:24 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: JenB
We're married:>)
4,549 posted on 05/07/2002 12:15:41 AM PDT by irishtenor
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To: Penny1;All
Now that you mention it (and provided the still), yes! I noticed it!

Good Morning everyone....are we still silly this morning?

4,550 posted on 05/07/2002 4:49:59 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed;SuziQ;All
Good Morning everyone....are we still silly this morning?

Good morning. I don't know about silly, but I'm still chuckling over SuziQ's Gondor NEEDS no choreographer line. ;^)

-Kevin

4,551 posted on 05/07/2002 5:15:17 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Now I'm going to remember that line every time I see the Council of Elrond scene. (Hehehe)
4,552 posted on 05/07/2002 5:19:24 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Penny1;All
Me: Isn't Viggo Dutch? He's not one of those Hollywood, Alec Baldwin type libs is he?

Penny1: You don't really want to know, do you? I know I don't!

Now that you mention it, no, I don't really want to know. ;^)

QUESTION FOR EVERYBODY: If politicians had been cast for the roles in LOTR, who would play what?

We already know who would play Shelob, what about the rest?

-Kevin

4,553 posted on 05/07/2002 5:34:07 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Jin Jeffords as Saruman!
4,554 posted on 05/07/2002 5:50:44 AM PDT by JenB
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To: Overtaxed;HairOfTheDog;JenB;Lucius Cornelius Sulla;carton253;Penny1;2Jedismom;All
Here’s a partial list that I came up with (for some reason it is easier to cast the politicians in the bad guy roles rather than the good guy roles):

1.) Al Gore – Evil Ent
2.) Bill Cl***** - Sauron
3.) George W. – Strider (He hasn’t quite grown into Aragorn yet, though the potential is there)
4.) Jeffords – Boromir
5.) Daschle – Gollum
6.) Gephardt – Wormtongue
7.) Ron Paul – Faramir
8.) Dick Armey – Gimli
9.) Tom Delay – Legolas

Well, there’s my stab at it.

-Kevin

4,555 posted on 05/07/2002 6:04:08 AM PDT by ksen
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To: JenB
Jin Jeffords as Saruman!

Ooh, that's better than mine. I had him as Boromir, because he started out as a good guy, but then turned bad. Jeffords as Boromir was faulty because Boromir redeems himself in the end, Saruman doesn't.

I guess that we could always hope that even though Jeffords looks like a Saruman now, that he may end up turning out to be a Boromir. (I know, I know, fat chance; but remember, this is a thread about a FANTASY topic)

-Kevin

4,556 posted on 05/07/2002 6:09:22 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Make Al Gore Deagol! Then who can blame Smeagol for dispatching him.
4,557 posted on 05/07/2002 6:09:37 AM PDT by carton253
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To: ksen
And don't be insulting Smeagol with Daschle. There is at least some good in Smeagol.
4,558 posted on 05/07/2002 6:10:09 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253;JenB;ksen
I have a hard time casting politicians in the roles of good guys. :)
4,559 posted on 05/07/2002 6:13:12 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
Make Al Gore Deagol! Then who can blame Smeagol for dispatching him.

That's true, but I was trying to play off of Gore's wooden tree like personality.

-Kevin

4,560 posted on 05/07/2002 6:15:41 AM PDT by ksen
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