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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: HairOfTheDog
I'm not ashamed of spamming. I'm ashamed of spamming so late and letting down the dwarves!

BTW, thanks for that dwarvish site earlier. Here's some other images from there. The one on the left looks a bit like Sauron!?!


34,061 posted on 10/14/2002 12:54:54 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: Corin Stormhands
Obviously.

You have my spologies, sir.

Now confess. You came in to check if the Precious had been captured yet, didn't you? :)

34,062 posted on 10/14/2002 12:54:57 PM PDT by RMDupree
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Girly green suited auditor right wing spam sneak for the triple precious for the dwarves!

Put that elf down!

34,063 posted on 10/14/2002 1:01:07 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RMDupree
You came in to check if the Precious had been captured yet, didn't you?

No, I stopped painting and am heading to the shower. I stopped to check my mail. Have to run errands and cook dinner for the boys.

34,064 posted on 10/14/2002 1:04:50 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RMDupree
October 11th is the day that Glorfindel drove the Riders off of the Bridge of Mitheithel.

PLEASE tell me you didn't know that off the top of your head!

I can't keep dates in REAL life straight, let alone LoTR dates! I'm only 25 (for a few more days), and my memory is already going. Sad state of affairs.

34,065 posted on 10/14/2002 1:05:08 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
No, I'm not that good at dates either.

I keep my LoTR book here at work and when I see a date, I go to the appendix and check the timeline. :)

34,066 posted on 10/14/2002 1:06:29 PM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton
Hi,RC!
34,067 posted on 10/14/2002 1:08:12 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: All
I'd better get going.

My boss is not here and I am ready to head home a little early to avoid the traffic and give my mom an early reprieve from the kiddies.

See you all tomorrow!

(Hey Corin, I hope you understand that I am teasing you.)

34,068 posted on 10/14/2002 1:08:38 PM PDT by RMDupree
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Yeah.... Those are some cool little bad guy dudes... I didn't see those!
34,069 posted on 10/14/2002 1:11:39 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: RosieCotton
I have a question for you, RC.

What's a funkle?

34,070 posted on 10/14/2002 1:15:56 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks.

I gave up trying to catch up so I'll just start here and continue.

34,071 posted on 10/14/2002 1:17:43 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin
Welcome fool of a Took! That is a smart plan! - If you tried to catch up, you may find that we aren't really very interesting after all!
34,072 posted on 10/14/2002 1:26:44 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Pippin
What's a funkle?

I'll do my best to answer!

A funkle is when you post five times without anyone answering...usually late at night or early in the morning when no one else is around. Not to be confused with spamming, which is purposely posting lots of times in order to grab the precious. (Which is what we call the posts ending in 00, 000, 0000, etc.)

Clear as mud? ;-)

34,073 posted on 10/14/2002 1:27:33 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton; Pippin
Yes, a funkle is when you are trying to have a conversation (five posts or more in a row), but no one is talking to you! They are sad to see indeed.
34,074 posted on 10/14/2002 1:31:20 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree
Yeah, I've been told that our place has tripled in value since we bought it 11 years ago.
34,075 posted on 10/14/2002 1:31:31 PM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: All
By the way, according to the Middle-Earth Name Generator, my Hobbit name is Bob Gamgee of Tookbank. My Elf name is Telpëthôn, my Dwarf name is Vráin Graniteeye, and my Orc name is Globsnak the Depraved. (That last one works for both genders, by the way!) They didn't have a Beorning name, unfortunately!

According to the personality test, I'm most like Samwise, which goes with my Hobbit name anyway!

Just so you all know. ;)

34,076 posted on 10/14/2002 1:38:12 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog; RosieCotton; Pippin
They are sad to see indeed.

And yet they can get a certain hold on you.....

34,077 posted on 10/14/2002 1:44:57 PM PDT by ksen
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To: HairOfTheDog; RosieCotton
Then I've had plenty of funkles on at least two other threads! LOL!!
34,078 posted on 10/14/2002 1:49:25 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: ksen
LOL!!

Most of my funkles were on the Canteen thread and FR'S Finest, I's so hilarious to see me posting quewstions and even answering myself, course that's when I post at certian times. I live in Maryland so that's easy to do.

34,079 posted on 10/14/2002 1:52:36 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear; Corin Stormhands
According to the name generator I was a Feared Took.

Then according to the "test" I was Gandalf with Frodo and Samwise tendencies....
34,080 posted on 10/14/2002 1:56:09 PM PDT by ksen
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