What's a funkle?
I'll do my best to answer!
A funkle is when you post five times without anyone answering...usually late at night or early in the morning when no one else is around. Not to be confused with spamming, which is purposely posting lots of times in order to grab the precious. (Which is what we call the posts ending in 00, 000, 0000, etc.)
Clear as mud? ;-)