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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Overtaxed
I know that! I'm not a moron! I was trying to make a joke!
3,341 posted on 04/25/2002 7:49:27 AM PDT by JenB
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To: ksen
Okay...now we can defend Boromir and bash Microsoft...no, wait a minute. JenB's still here.
3,342 posted on 04/25/2002 7:49:41 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
I knew those Lothlorien Elves were up to no good!

Celeborn and Galadriel may put up a good front, but in reality they are Middle-Earth’s version of Bonnie and Clyde.

-Kevin

3,343 posted on 04/25/2002 7:50:15 AM PDT by ksen
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To: JenB
Guess you had to be there. :)
3,344 posted on 04/25/2002 7:50:38 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
Yes... and Celeborn is Bonnie.
3,345 posted on 04/25/2002 7:53:40 AM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Elf basher! Elf basher!
3,346 posted on 04/25/2002 7:54:25 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Not at all! Just making observations on the Lothlorien power structure. That's it.
3,347 posted on 04/25/2002 7:56:31 AM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Wonder if Celeborn ever had to sleep out on the couch...or branch as the case may be.
3,348 posted on 04/25/2002 8:00:36 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Watch out, Elf-Bashing can be dangerous. As soon as I posted that little comment about Celeborn and Galadriel I got a nose bleed.

So watch your back. ;^)

-Kevin

3,349 posted on 04/25/2002 8:00:46 AM PDT by ksen
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To: JenB
Yes... and Celeborn is Bonnie.

LOL!

-Kevin

3,350 posted on 04/25/2002 8:02:21 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Perhaps I should invest in one of these:



3,351 posted on 04/25/2002 8:04:49 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
By the end of the day I should be fully armed and armoured!
3,352 posted on 04/25/2002 8:06:55 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed;JenB
I put Celeborn’s name in the Random Name Generator:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, celeBorn was a Cowardly Stoor

Elven Name Possibilities for celeBorn
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Amanhísië
Another masculine version is: Amanhísiëion
More feminine versions are:
Amanhísiëiel
Amanhísiëien
Amanhísiëwen

Hobbit lad name for celeBorn Frodo Cotton from Grindwall

Hobbit lass name for celeBorn Rosa Cotton from Grindwall

Dwarven Name for celeBorn Grór Snowlegs
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for celeBorn
Grimgob the Strongclaw
This name is for both genders.

-Kevin

3,353 posted on 04/25/2002 8:08:32 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
With proper capitalization, Celeborn is:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Celeborn was a Respected Avari

Elven Name Possibilities for Celeborn

The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Alclot
Another masculine version is:
Alclotion
More feminine versions are:
Alclotiel
Alclotien
Alclotwen

Hobbit lad name for Celeborn
Longo Baggins from Longbottom

Hobbit lass name for Celeborn
Mimosa Baggins from Longbottom

Dwarven Name for Celeborn
Rundin Stonearmour
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Celeborn
Azgash the Toothless
This name is for both genders.


3,354 posted on 04/25/2002 8:24:46 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
With proper capitalization,....

You noticed that, eh?

How do we know that my capitalization isn't the correct one? Maybe the honourable Mr. Tolkien had a corrupted manuscript from which to work? (please note: this is NOT a bash on the good Mr. Tolkien, I would never want to go that far. The above is in jest ONLY.)

;^)

-Kevin

3,355 posted on 04/25/2002 8:32:39 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Very wise of you to issue a disclaimer. :)

We can always blame the translator. I suppose any capitalization scheme would be valid...how do you think I got to be a Took?!

3,356 posted on 04/25/2002 8:36:08 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Very wise of you to issue a disclaimer. :)

My mom may have raised a dummy, but she didn't raise a fool. ;^)

-Kevin

3,357 posted on 04/25/2002 8:45:37 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed
I suppose any capitalization scheme would be valid...how do you think I got to be a Took?!

And besides I thought it would be more fun to imagine that Celeborn could have been a Stoor of the Smeagalian type. ;^)

-Kevin

3,358 posted on 04/25/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by ksen
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To: JenB
Now, Denethor-whacking is fun....


"Daddy Dearest?"

-Kevin

3,359 posted on 04/25/2002 9:13:54 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
And besides I thought it would be more fun to imagine that Celeborn could have been a Stoor of the Smeagalian type. ;^)

It was rather amusing!

3,360 posted on 04/25/2002 9:19:05 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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