The New Hobbit Hole

[JenB]

I know that! I'm not a moron! I was trying to make a joke!

[Overtaxed]

Okay...now we can defend Boromir and bash Microsoft...no, wait a minute. JenB's still here.

[ksen]

I knew those Lothlorien Elves were up to no good!

Celeborn and Galadriel may put up a good front, but in reality they are Middle-Earth’s version of Bonnie and Clyde.

-Kevin

[Overtaxed]

Guess you had to be there. :)

[JenB]

Yes... and Celeborn is Bonnie.

[Overtaxed]

Elf basher! Elf basher!

[JenB]

Not at all! Just making observations on the Lothlorien power structure. That's it.

[Overtaxed]

Wonder if Celeborn ever had to sleep out on the couch...or branch as the case may be.

[ksen]

Watch out, Elf-Bashing can be dangerous. As soon as I posted that little comment about Celeborn and Galadriel I got a nose bleed.

So watch your back. ;^)

-Kevin

[ksen]

Yes... and Celeborn is Bonnie.

LOL!

-Kevin

[Overtaxed]

Perhaps I should invest in one of these:

[Overtaxed]

By the end of the day I should be fully armed and armoured!

[ksen]

I put Celeborn’s name in the Random Name Generator:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, celeBorn was a Cowardly Stoor

Elven Name Possibilities for celeBorn
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Amanhísië
Another masculine version is: Amanhísiëion
More feminine versions are:
Amanhísiëiel
Amanhísiëien
Amanhísiëwen

Hobbit lad name for celeBorn Frodo Cotton from Grindwall

Hobbit lass name for celeBorn Rosa Cotton from Grindwall

Dwarven Name for celeBorn Grór Snowlegs
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for celeBorn
Grimgob the Strongclaw
This name is for both genders.

-Kevin

[Overtaxed]

With proper capitalization, Celeborn is:

According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, Celeborn was a Respected Avari

Elven Name Possibilities for Celeborn

The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Alclot
Another masculine version is:
Alclotion
More feminine versions are:
Alclotiel
Alclotien
Alclotwen

Hobbit lad name for Celeborn
Longo Baggins from Longbottom

Hobbit lass name for Celeborn
Mimosa Baggins from Longbottom

Dwarven Name for Celeborn
Rundin Stonearmour
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Celeborn
Azgash the Toothless
This name is for both genders.

[ksen]

With proper capitalization,....

You noticed that, eh?

How do we know that my capitalization isn't the correct one? Maybe the honourable Mr. Tolkien had a corrupted manuscript from which to work? (please note: this is NOT a bash on the good Mr. Tolkien, I would never want to go that far. The above is in jest ONLY.)

;^)

-Kevin

[Overtaxed]

Very wise of you to issue a disclaimer. :)

We can always blame the translator. I suppose any capitalization scheme would be valid...how do you think I got to be a Took?!

[ksen]

Very wise of you to issue a disclaimer. :)

My mom may have raised a dummy, but she didn't raise a fool. ;^)

-Kevin

[ksen]

I suppose any capitalization scheme would be valid...how do you think I got to be a Took?!

And besides I thought it would be more fun to imagine that Celeborn could have been a Stoor of the Smeagalian type. ;^)

-Kevin

[ksen]

Now, Denethor-whacking is fun....

"Daddy Dearest?"

-Kevin

[Overtaxed]

And besides I thought it would be more fun to imagine that Celeborn could have been a Stoor of the Smeagalian type. ;^)

It was rather amusing!