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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: order_of_reason
I will check out the link... I may ask you questions about it... the RPGs are one of those "fear of the unknown" things for me.
2,321 posted on 04/12/2002 9:09:48 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ecurbh;HairOfTheDog
I already have....something to tide me over. Besides, I can put off buying a DVD player for another 3 months.
2,322 posted on 04/12/2002 9:13:04 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
No worries. As I said before (but may not have elucidated before), This is really more a strategy game than anything. the RPG aspect comes in with player interaction. So everyone who shreiked "Aaaa! A roleplayer!!" and stood on a chair, don't worry. Come on down and check this out.
2,323 posted on 04/12/2002 9:21:30 AM PDT by order_of_reason
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To: order_of_reason
Aaaaaa! A roleplayer!!! :)
2,324 posted on 04/12/2002 9:23:20 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: order_of_reason
Nevermind Overtaxed, She's a Took.
2,325 posted on 04/12/2002 9:34:46 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
And what's wrong with being a Took? According to that personality thing I'm one mixed up Took. :)
2,326 posted on 04/12/2002 9:38:37 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
At least I am not some Bumpkin Bracegirdle from Brandywine!
2,327 posted on 04/12/2002 9:42:40 AM PDT by order_of_reason
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To: 2Jedismom; HairOfthedog; ecurbh
Didn't the announcements from a few weeks ago say that each DVD release would have 2 discs, one with anamorphic widescreen format and the other with tv-screen pan and scan?

I have already pre-ordered mine....I would want both versions anyway and why wait any longer than one has to? ;)

2,328 posted on 04/12/2002 9:47:20 AM PDT by Penny1
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To: order_of_reason
Hmmm... it looks kinda interesting. Have you actually played it? More importantly, why does it cost so much? Most RPG systems I know about charge for the books but not to just let you play. $16 to start up is more than reasonable - but $6 a turn is sort of ridiculous, to me. I'd certainly be willing to try a RPG of some sort with my fellow Hobbits, but not for that kinda price... heck, how about you pay me that much and I'll do an RPG from scratch, myself! I'll even let OT slaughter Elves for a mere $10 extra!

But if anyone's interested in this sort of thing and knows of any (cheaper) system, I'm game! Don't kill me for that pun!

2,329 posted on 04/12/2002 10:34:49 AM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB;order_of_reason
hehehe - I did notice some anti-hobbit sentiment on that site also. They are Hobbit bashers!
2,330 posted on 04/12/2002 10:38:40 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
It's tax season....I can't afford to pay $10/elf. Do you have a discount for a dozen Elves?
2,331 posted on 04/12/2002 10:43:10 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Moriquendi or caliquendi? Tell you what, purchase the "bag a dozen Noldor" kit, and I'll throw in Haldir and the Snoots of Lorien absolutely Free!
2,332 posted on 04/12/2002 10:48:34 AM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
How much are you selling the kit for? I could make a killing selling it to the Dwarves!
2,333 posted on 04/12/2002 10:50:31 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
No reselling, certainly not to Dwarves! I don't want to start a war and wipe out my whole product line. The Silvan elf version is $10/dozen; High Elves are an extra $5. By the way, it's pay before you hunt - if one of the Elves shoots you I want my ill-gotten gains safe!
2,334 posted on 04/12/2002 10:53:22 AM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
No reselling? Bummer! I won't be able to support my elf-hunting habit. How much for Arwen?
2,335 posted on 04/12/2002 11:04:40 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
Speaking of the "snoots of Lorien," has anyone tested out to be Haldir?
2,336 posted on 04/12/2002 11:09:06 AM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: Overtaxed
She can be thrown in free with another packaged deal... make me an offer, but you have to guarantee her dead. Oh, and no shooting 'cool' Elves like Elrond. Besides they'd kill you first anyway.
2,337 posted on 04/12/2002 11:09:12 AM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Of course! Thin out the gene pool by killing all the losers. Just don't include Elrond in the package.
2,338 posted on 04/12/2002 11:13:29 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
Truth be told there is a startup cost (I want to say about $20, but I am not sure anymore) it is about $6.50 per turn, but turns are cycled every two weeks. For thirteen bucks a month, that is a pretty good amount of entertainment for the price.
2,339 posted on 04/12/2002 11:17:53 AM PDT by order_of_reason
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To: Overtaxed
Right. So.... who else wants a piece of this action? "Elf McNuggets" on special now! Just remember, Jen's Big-Game and Elf-Hunting takes no responsibility for any damage that said Elves may cause on you or the surrounding countryside.

Safety tip: avoid any Elf who has survived: the Fall of Gondolin, the Seige of Thangorodrim, the Last Alliance, or the Crossing of the Hellcaraxe. These are very dangerous and good at surviving. You will probably end up as dragonfodder if you go up against them. After all, they're the sort who put the 'War' in warrior.

I need a new publicist. This advertising stuff is harder than it looks.

2,340 posted on 04/12/2002 11:19:13 AM PDT by JenB
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