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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Overtaxed; HairoftheDog
Have you seen this? Check it out... I know what writers they're referring to in this piece and sadly, it's truer than it is a joke...
1,501 posted on 04/01/2002 10:38:27 AM PST by JenB
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To: JenB
Is T B Terry Brooks? I am woefully uninformed on fantasy authors, I'm afraid. I can't even guess who the others are...
1,502 posted on 04/01/2002 10:51:09 AM PST by Penny1
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To: JenB
But it is a joke right? - Come on... the Christopher Tolkien quote that he has run out of things to publish so he jumped on this? and the TV show "That Darned Hobbit?" and the action figures with magic toys? - I could almost believe it without that.
1,503 posted on 04/01/2002 10:52:58 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Penny1; HairoftheDog
It's an April Fools' joke, yes. TB is Terry Brooks; TG is Terry Goodkind; RJ, who's mentioned at the bottom, is Robert Jordan. He's already rewriting LotR very badly under the series title of "The Wheel of Time".
1,504 posted on 04/01/2002 10:55:11 AM PST by JenB
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To: HairOfTheDog
oh yeah, it's definitely a joke...the merchandise gives it away as such. But it's loosely based on fact, I think.
1,505 posted on 04/01/2002 10:56:09 AM PST by Penny1
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To: Penny1
This line is complete fact:

The spokesman also said that T— B— was the perfect collaborator for the project. "We had considered T— G— for the job, but finally decided to go with B— due to his proven track record at slavishly imitating my father's work. Thanks to this deal, that work will be made even more accessible to a whole new generation of fantasy readers. Plus it will earn me a gigantic wad of cash."

Have you ever read Brooks' Shannara series? Well, you've read LotR so I guess you've read Sword of Shannara, too. Ditto for Jordan's WoT series.

1,506 posted on 04/01/2002 11:26:29 AM PST by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
Oh darnit! I can't go...hubby has to work on some schoolwork and I don't have anyone to leave Josh with (since my folks want to go too). I guess I could leave the kids with them and go by myself. . .

[sees proverbial lead balloon flying over.]

1,507 posted on 04/01/2002 11:41:42 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: JenB
LOL, I haven't read a book named "Sword of Shannara," but apparently it wouldn't be anything new for me, eh? ;)
1,508 posted on 04/01/2002 11:42:05 AM PST by Penny1
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To: 2Jedismom
One and a half hours to go! Hehehe
1,509 posted on 04/01/2002 11:43:34 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
1500 is a lot of posts.

And add that to the posts from the NZ Hobbit Hole. How many would that be? Pushing 6000?

1,510 posted on 04/01/2002 11:49:36 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom; HairoftheDog; Overtaxed; Penny1
Looklooklook! Part of the trailer! Think I know where the full is too... this needs quicktime!
1,511 posted on 04/01/2002 11:54:06 AM PST by JenB
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To: BornOnTheFourth
I think I might have to see the movie on Monday.

Be sure and check and let us know your impressions.

1,512 posted on 04/01/2002 11:56:43 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: JenB
Ohmygoshohmygosh!! I'm loading it right now...it takes a while with my 56K. HOTD and Penny should get it pretty quick with their cable and dsl.
1,513 posted on 04/01/2002 12:01:39 PM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: JenB
WOO HOO! Looks great! -If I press my little nose up to the monitor (which I am willing to do)...

If you find the rest - Please tell please tell please tell!

1,514 posted on 04/01/2002 12:03:35 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

This is terrific! I hope it doesn't get yanked offline or crash before I can get home to download it!

1,515 posted on 04/01/2002 12:05:06 PM PST by Penny1
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To: 2Jedismom
:: sob:: I have to wait till I get home!!!!!! :( :( :(
1,516 posted on 04/01/2002 12:05:40 PM PST by Penny1
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To: HairOfTheDog
I'm at 50% loaded...cursessss!
1,517 posted on 04/01/2002 12:05:50 PM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: Penny1
I can email it to you or something if it does... still waiting four our Number One Bird Dog Jen to find part two!... This one is about half of it.
1,518 posted on 04/01/2002 12:11:29 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!

So much for my plans this evening - I'll just watch this over and over, frame by frame. Of course it is snowing here again, so I wouldn't be going anywhere anyway.

1,519 posted on 04/01/2002 12:16:23 PM PST by ecurbh
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To: ecurbh
I just did that! Watched it frame and frame! Gandalf is stunning and so beautiful! Faramir is gorgeous, Eomer is gorgeous! Pip's expression is priceless! He has Treebeard by the nose! LOL Treebeard looks a little startled! I love it!!!

Up with JenB! JenB the Mir!

1,520 posted on 04/01/2002 12:28:51 PM PST by 2Jedismom
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