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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: HairOfTheDog
Right now, the hormones are the "let's rip off some poor innocent elf-basher's head". Better than the other kind, in some ways, since I know how to deal with those... but your idea isn't too bad, except there is the problem with finding such a person!
10,221 posted on 06/20/2002 8:21:08 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB; HairOfTheDog; Overtaxed; ksen; g'nad
Ooohh, nice picture. I feel lousy - tired and cranky and full of hormones.

Well don't come over to our house. Our 13-year-old son leaves tomorrow for a week's choir tour in Pennsylvania and New York. All day long has been spent buying him stuff he needs and packing. And Mom and Dad have both cut loose on him tonite.

Mom when she went searching for his choir outfit in the piles in his room and found several of her stoneware dishes and Dad when he said he didn't think the shoes we bought four weeks ago (that he hasn't worn 'cause we've been saving them for tour) would still fit. We had estimated about $200 for the tour, it's going to end up costing us over $600...

I've already told him he'll be saving his own money or not go next year.

So Jen, you may be a cranky elf, but I can match you with an adolescent dwarf...

10,222 posted on 06/20/2002 8:21:19 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: osagebowman
Yes, I am from Show Low... but we moved when I was too young to remember living there... We have been back to visit of course.

As for bein' behind... you are only hurting yourself by not keeping up! We are a moving target!

10,223 posted on 06/20/2002 8:21:42 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog; JenB
You could just find an attractive, smart, single wealthy benefactor

Sorry, I'm married...

10,224 posted on 06/20/2002 8:22:17 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
I won't ask about the other items on the list, then!

;-)

10,225 posted on 06/20/2002 8:31:07 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
except there is the problem with finding such a person!

Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match!
Find me a find, catch me a chatch!...

..."He's handsome! He's tall! (That is from side to side)
But he's a nice man, a good catch true?
True!
I hear he has a temper, he'll beat you every night!
But only when he's sober! - So you're alright!

(I just love Fiddler on the Roof!)

10,226 posted on 06/20/2002 8:50:29 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
subtract one "h" from the above post....
10,227 posted on 06/20/2002 8:51:10 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
For a woman who was dead thirty years, she looked pretty good...
10,228 posted on 06/20/2002 8:51:27 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Money is a curse!

Then may the Good Lord smite me with it!

_______________

10,229 posted on 06/20/2002 8:57:49 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I like that musical too. One time, I was taking a math class, and we'd always get out fifteen minutes before my driver was done. There was this local troupe putting on Fiddler, so I sat and listened to them practice three nights a week. It was pretty cool!
10,230 posted on 06/20/2002 8:58:37 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Oh Lord,
You made many many poor people!
I realise of course
Its no shame to be poor
But its no great honor either!

So what would have been so terrible
If I had
A small fortune?
10,231 posted on 06/20/2002 9:01:50 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
If I were a rich man (dadadawhatever).....
10,232 posted on 06/20/2002 9:04:10 PM PDT by JenB
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To: HairOfTheDog
Is there a blessing for the tsar?

God bless and keep the tsar...far away from us!!!

10,233 posted on 06/20/2002 9:05:59 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; JenB
G'nite elvses. This dwarf is calmed down now and is going to bed.
10,234 posted on 06/20/2002 9:07:35 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
This elf must hit the hay as well.
10,235 posted on 06/20/2002 9:10:09 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB; Corin Stormhands
Good night Jen... Corin, I am not really an elf... just an elf-friend.

The Ginsu hobbit!

10,236 posted on 06/20/2002 9:14:22 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Overtaxed
Good Morning Overtaxed, What's for breakfast?
10,237 posted on 06/21/2002 4:33:02 AM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: JenB
"Or a lobotomy, then I wouldn't care about school."

Wasn't there a country music song with the lyrics:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy"

10,238 posted on 06/21/2002 4:36:07 AM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: Sam Cree; All
Good Morning, everyone!

Sorry breakfast is late. We're having connection problems today. Drat these computers! They're so naughty and so complex!

10,239 posted on 06/21/2002 6:30:14 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
Not taking the Elf-bashers bait. I won't.

So which bash was the last straw? The shoes? C'mon....we need some feedback to refine our elf-bashing strategy. :)

10,240 posted on 06/21/2002 6:32:45 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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