Posted on 10/12/2026 9:40:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN
It was his only relief.
A whizzing Minnesota college professor allegedly spilled his own urine on a student’s backpack in what authorities believe to be the latest in a disturbing series of the educator’s pee-soaked incidents, according to new court docs.
The plot was uncovered after a Macalester College student said biology professor Paul Fischer, 55, had heeded nature’s call on Dec. 5, 2025, after she briefly stepped away while working at the school’s science center – only to return to find her backpack moist with a pungent yellow liquid, CBS Minnesota reported.
When local cops in Saint Paul investigated the tinkling, they found that Macalester Public Safety had received six prior reports complaining about urine found in places other than the restroom at the school’s Olin-Rice Science Center, records show.
Odd places where pee was discovered included trash cans, water bottles and even inside other professors’ decorations, according to documents.
When questioned by authorities, Fischer told police he developed a strange habit over the past two years of peeing in a cup and dumping it in campus trash cans or science lab sinks, records show.
The serial sprinkler was charged with first-degree property damage and faces five years in prison and a maximum fine of $10,000. He is expected in court in early November.
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The pissed-off pupil provided receipts estimating $2,000 in damages from Fischer’s misplaced bathroom break, according to documents.
Possibly Pee-Wee Herman’s brother?
He’s obviously a big fan of The Joker.
I know a guy that went to Reed College. He said the trash cans in the computer lab were considered urinals.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia
Handkerchief code
A table in Larry Townsend’s The Leatherman’s Handbook II (the 1983 second edition; the 1972 first edition did not include this list) which is generally considered authoritative states that a yellow handkerchief is a symbol for urolagnia in the
handkerchief code, which is employed usually among gay male casual-sex seekers or BDSM practitioners in the United States, Canada, Australia and Europe. Wearing the handkerchief on the left indicates the top, dominant, or active partner; on the right indicates the bottom, submissive, or passive partner. However, negotiation with a prospective partner remains important because, as Townsend noted, people may wear hankies of any color “only because the idea of the hankie turns them on” or “may not even know what it means”.[15]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia
Nice 😁👍
LOL, you win!
He’s a math whizz simply taking a whizz…
That picture suggests he probably has other abnormalities.
The Phantom $#!++3r replaced by the Phantom P!$$3r ...
That tie should be job actionable.
It’s green on my screen...
The bow tie should have been a “tip-off”.
Found of his Rate My Professor page:
“As a chemistry professor he is a font of expertise about solvents. He is known to inundate the class with material, showering students in a deluge of his output. Grading is hard and this is not a golden star that you want. If you find yourself in his class, know that urine trouble.”
Here I am, 75 years old, and I’m just now learning of a subset of sickos. Yuck, and double yuck.
Probably not a good idea to admit to something that stupid.
He’d best be “unacquiring” this strange habit. I remember one like that in the military, too, but we never discovered who it was. Probably his good luck that we didn’t.
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