[Libloather]

And he ate some of your fries on the way over.

[dforest]

And probably scratched his fanny.

[GingisK]

Combining “The Streak” with delivery is brilliant. ;-D

[Vermont Lt]

The whole story reeks of laziness.

Cook your own food. Its better. Its hot. And you know what’s touched it.

[Presbyterian Reporter]

Door Dash drivers are a favorite job for criminals on probation.

[Ken H]

No name for the driver?

[NorthMountain]

naked as a jaybird.

Naked???

I'm wearing feathers!!!

[AppyPappy]

People who order Doordash aren’t very bright

[ansel12]

Here’s a tip for you, use some sunscreen and avoid dogs.

[Joe 6-pack]

[Ken H]

Face blurred on pics that I saw of the perp.

[V_TWIN]

One more reason I’ve never understood having a perfect stranger fetch and deliver your food.

When I go to a restaurant or fast food joint there’s ALREADY too many people handling my food to suit me without some random 3rd party contractor touching it as well.

Not to mention the added cost.

Yeah maybe sometimes it’s necessary but most of the time I suspect its justcsheer laziness.

Get off your dead ass and go get your food people.

[suthener]

I can’t even bring myself to let these people deliver my groceries, much less prepared food. Not in a million years.

[Track9]

Laundry day.

[Clay Moore]

Well, we have been having a hot summer.

Did he strip before or after he picked up that order?

[Ezekiel]

“Great! I see that you don’t require a tip.” ~ Surprised Customer

[SunkenCiv]

Doorbell cam? Or did they just fling the door open, instead of, uh, just a crack?

[Sirius Lee]

He ran into a nearby church but was caught by the organ.

[philman_36]

Shocking, I tell ya!

...home playing video games with his daughter Monday...

Is Monday's sister Tuesday?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

This is bizarre but I don’t see how it is sexual harassment if all he is doing is walking around in public naked without doing anything else. I’m not saying he should be doing it, but its not sexual harassment. When I was a kid, “streaking” was all the rage. I saw a couple streakers (99% men) at sports events streaking across stadiums. They got chased by security, tackled and taken off the field while some people clapped and some laughed. But no one viewed it as harassment.

[real saxophonist]

Most DoorDash drivers I encounter at work are from somewhere in Africa and can't speak English.

But at least they're wearing clothes.