muslims are here to conquer us, so that WE have to dress like THEM.
Fine, screw it. Give me one of those muslim man-dresses. I just need a few sturdy cargo pockets in it for my EDC. Two phones, wallet, keyfob (I hate that word), knife, keys, other knife, flashlight, pen, notebook, cigarettes, lighter, and dedicated bacon fork. I’ll be the pioneer and set the fashion trend.