Fine, screw it. Give me one of those muslim man-dresses. I just need a few sturdy cargo pockets in it for my EDC. Two phones, wallet, keyfob (I hate that word), knife, keys, other knife, flashlight, pen, notebook, cigarettes, lighter, and dedicated bacon fork. I’ll be the pioneer and set the fashion trend.
No CCW?
I carry a gentleman’s short pocket knife. Assisted opening, by Kershaw. Very understated. I use it 5 times a day for small tasks.
But if you come at me, you’d better have a gun, because you’ll be sliced to ribbons before you touch me.