Posted on 07/16/2026 9:46:01 PM PDT by Morgana
A Missouri man has been rescued after becoming trapped in a porta-potty waste tank, forcing disgusted firefighters cut him free.
The Kansas City Fire Department was called to the scene in central Kansas City at around 11.20am on Tuesday, according to an alert from the Citizen app. Backup including an ambulance were summoned when the severity of the situation became clear.
A video of the rescue, which was recorded by a man named Eddie Bejarano, has garnered millions of views on social media.
Bejarano made a follow-up video explaining that he had gone to pick up eight porta-potty units when he saw that one of them was being used.
He said he knocked on the door and told whoever was inside to hurry up before he heard someone 'playing with the water.' He then heard yelling inside and told the man to get out, and he replied that he could not.
A police officer happened to pass by and asked if Bejarano needed help. He explained the situation and opened the porta-potty for the officer.
'At first we see no one in there. It looked like an empty unit, and then all of a sudden the toilet lid just popped open [and the] dude came out of the toilet ******* wet, filled with poop,' Bejarano said.
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Hopefully, most firefighters are never put in such a position. Most of them would probably be tempted to leave him in there. Sure hoping this guy isn’t a voter. If he is...what’s his party affiliation?
“Well that’s the end of this suit!”
I'll bet that was a shitty job.
No, it was a bottle of Mountain Dew. Seriously!
For certain I would use nothing high speed.
I measure a local porta tank.
26 inches by 26 inches and about 2 feet deep.
Someone, plus poop, fits in there???
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