And we here in Tennessee say to the blue states......YES, you’re right!
We have bugs
We have snakes
We have humidity
We have banjo music
Come, visit, leave your money and GO HOME!
We’re full.
Ha! Like you read what I wrote on the Tennessee state page yesterday. Don’t forget:
- Roving bands of hillbillies looking for purty mouths. Mutant kudzu will draw you right into the earth if you fall asleep. The Grand Ole Opry’s really a vampire coven and Dolly is their queen. -
Working to increase tourism while discouraging Yankees and Left Coasters from moving here. As it is I can’t turn around fast in some areas without knocking one over.