Ha! Like you read what I wrote on the Tennessee state page yesterday. Don’t forget:
- Roving bands of hillbillies looking for purty mouths. Mutant kudzu will draw you right into the earth if you fall asleep. The Grand Ole Opry’s really a vampire coven and Dolly is their queen. -
Working to increase tourism while discouraging Yankees and Left Coasters from moving here. As it is I can’t turn around fast in some areas without knocking one over.
“Ha! Like you read what I wrote on the Tennessee state page yesterday. Don’t forget:
- Roving bands of hillbillies looking for purty mouths. Mutant kudzu will draw you right into the earth if you fall asleep. The Grand Ole Opry’s really a vampire coven and Dolly is their queen. -
Working to increase tourism while discouraging Yankees and Left Coasters from moving here. As it is I can’t turn around fast in some areas without knocking one over.”
I live south of Nashville and we have been saying for YEARS “We’re FULL” Just can’t get the local government to stop packing the place!!
I feel a little hypocritical as I’m one of those Yankees who came and stayed. However I might have some leeway as we’ve been here 40 years and we both have family roots in the south.
OH, I forgot a couple....
We have spiders!
We have ticks!!! (Oh Lord do we have ticks!)