“The Girl Math Liberation Front”
This is insane. Math is great because it’s true no matter what gender you are. Math doesn’t care.
WTF kind of insanity is this?



Wow, way back in 1992! Time sure does fly.

1. Is it a better deal to upgrade my phone for free if I'm still locked in a 2-year contract?
2. How much is a $10 meal sent to me by Uber Eats for another $15 is saving me versus taking my work-avoiding boyfriend out for dinner?
3. How much do I have to spend on purple hair color to make more money as an influencer?
“At publishing time, the Girl Math Liberation Front had joined forces with Black English advocates to create a groundbreaking new program called “Woke Numeracy and Linguistics,” which will finally dismantle the white cis-hetero oppression of both math and grammar once and for all.” Is this story real?

Girl Math Matters!
Very close to being stung by the Bee.
Girl Math: 1+2= “Whatever”
It’s getting more and more difficult to separate Bee articles from real life stories.
If you have been given three treats and your bowl is full, you are actually being starved.
Or cat math, if you feel a hair ball coming on the correct place to run to is to the one small hand knotted rug that is over 100 years old, not the 9X12 that was $49 at Ollies three years ago.
Perhaps bird math, if you are a Blue Jay at the feeder and a black cap chickadee comes near you should jump on it and peck it's eyes out.
“If something is on sale, BUY IT! you’ll save a bunch of money!!”
The Bee almost stung me. That’s how satirical real life has become.
It’s the BB, but brings up an issue. We need Home Ec back in school. And Shop.
Girl math - 2 + 2 = “OH MY GOD!”