Posted on 06/19/2026 8:00:40 PM PDT by dynachrome
Missoula, MT (KGVO-AM News) - On June 16, 2026, a Missoula Police Department Officer was dispatched to a disturbance in the area of 39th Street. Dispatch advised the caller had a bong broken over his head and was bleeding through a towel. Upon arrival, the officer met the caller, John Doe, at the front door.
Doe allowed officers into the residence, where he sat in a chair holding his head with a towel. The officer observed glass pieces on the living room floor. The officer also observed that Doe had a large laceration to the back of his head and multiple lacerations to his neck and shoulder. The officer and Doe went outside to wait for medical personnel.
Doe stated that he and his husband, 32-year-old Dalton Demars, had gotten into a verbal argument with each other. Doe stated that he turned away from Demars and started walking away when Demars threw a glass bong at his neck. Doe stated that the bong did not break. Then, Demars picked up the bong again, breaking it over Doe’s head and shattering the bong.
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At all.
I’d say the later.
Unfortunately, it’s NOT the Babylon Bee this time.
(Firesign Theatre reference)
Very.
sumting wong
I promise you the man who threw that bong was the woman in that relationship.
>> There is no such thing as “his husband.” NO SUCH THING.
Beat me to it.
Men DO NOT have “husbands”.
Excellent post. And good question too.
Since I keep seeing the term “his husband”, I have decided to never use the term, “good piece of ass” again...
Back in the mid 80s, Jerry Smith, a Redskins player died of AIDS - I still remember the two announcers on the radio talking about it and then laughing when one quipped, “he was a really good tight end”.
Leviticus 18:22: “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.”
Leviticus 20:13: “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”
Homosexuality was classified as a mental disorder from 1952 to 1973. Just sayin’.
That'll getcha bonged every time...
The real amusement of this article is the idiocy of the author in calling a man’s partner in Sodomy, “his husband”.
That’s bong abuse. 😉
“Then, Demars picked up the bong again, breaking it over Doe’s head and shattering the bong.” That poor bong will never have another toke through it.
That is in the same category as jumping in the air just before a mortar shell bursts at your feet.
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