1 posted on
05/28/2026 5:37:24 AM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: SunkenCiv
I bet you’re reading this story on your phone. Don’t drop it.
3 posted on
05/28/2026 5:39:24 AM PDT by
Bayard
To: SunkenCiv
“Here I sit, broken hearted...”
5 posted on
05/28/2026 5:41:34 AM PDT by
misterdarcey
(Abandon all nuance, ye who enter here.)
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It’s my grocery list. I was more concerned about my cell phone. It dropped in a d before I could retrieve it the self flushed thingy sucked it away.
6 posted on
05/28/2026 5:41:37 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Call my personal secretary, Jennie, at 867-5309.)
To: SunkenCiv
It really is amazing how the more things change the more they stay the same.
7 posted on
05/28/2026 5:49:31 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
To: SunkenCiv
Medieval multitasking gone wrong.
9 posted on
05/28/2026 5:51:15 AM PDT by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: SunkenCiv
Page 3: "I forgot that I should NEVER eat braised rat!"
Page 6: "I guess I shouldn't have eaten that mutton that was on the counter for three days..."
11 posted on
05/28/2026 5:53:51 AM PDT by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: SunkenCiv
“…10 wooden tablet pages coated in wax, onto which the object’s owner etched writing using a metal or bone stylus”
Wow, the thing people had to do before mass produced paper was invented!
To: SunkenCiv
Translation:
"Those who write in bathroom stalls,
Roll their Scheiße in little balls,
Those who read those words of wit,
Eat those little balls of Scheiße
18 posted on
05/28/2026 6:27:02 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: SunkenCiv
The four- by three-inch book contains 10 wooden tablet pages coated in wax, onto which the object's owner etched writing using a metal or bone stylus.Apparently there were originally 11 pages, but poor Hans was short on leaves and moss that day and in the ensuing chaos…
19 posted on
05/28/2026 6:33:21 AM PDT by
Dahoser
(Liz Cheney needs to work on her soccer skills so she fits in when she transfers to Guantanamo High)
To: SunkenCiv
21 posted on
05/28/2026 6:40:00 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: SunkenCiv
ran out of paper to wipe with
so I brought a useless notebook to use the pages thereof
whoops! dropped my notebook
I wonder if hundreds of years from now they will spend millions of dollars to analyse my useless notebook
To: SunkenCiv
“Who does Number Two work for?”
23 posted on
05/28/2026 7:03:38 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: SunkenCiv
I cannot read it, though I can pick out a few words like quod, est, possibly quadrantem, all abbreviations I recognise.
Most of it has been blotted out and it seems to me, please correct me anyone, that the lines in the middle of the lower tablet were current when he dropped it.
To get a clean slate, a tabula rasa, one would melt the wax.
Latin paleography is a tough subject. Latin cursive?? Whoah.
This type of tablet is used in a scene of the movie “Ben Hur”,
The wager. In this scene, Massala accepts the wager by pressing his signet ring into the wax. To collect his winnings the Sheik must produce the tablet as proof.
Some deals could be done on a clay tablet and the clay baked for permanence.
https://youtu.be/Fqxv7C9uTao
24 posted on
05/28/2026 7:04:27 AM PDT by
BDParrish
("Do you see the CRJ)
To: SunkenCiv
The article says 3”x4”, but that is when it is open. Closed it is 2”x3”. A very handy size.
I am sure the owner was unhappy at losing it.
Papermaking was migrating to Germany just after the time this notebook was lost.
25 posted on
05/28/2026 7:09:02 AM PDT by
marktwain
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To: SunkenCiv
26 posted on
05/28/2026 7:51:58 AM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: SunkenCiv
I’m pretty sure that top line says “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”.
(Surprised it took this many comments for someone to say it).
To: SunkenCiv
29 posted on
05/28/2026 8:14:10 AM PDT by
carcraft
(Pray for our Country)
To: SunkenCiv
The Medieval equivalent of dropping your iPhone in the loo?
30 posted on
05/28/2026 9:24:07 AM PDT by
TalBlack
(Their god is government. Prepare for a religious war.https://freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=4322961%2)
To: SunkenCiv
First line translated, “ there once was a woman from Munich...”
31 posted on
05/28/2026 9:27:25 AM PDT by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: SunkenCiv
I can't make out all of the lettering, but part of it appears to read oualtinamtuam and the word preceding may read bibite. But can't be sure.
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