[Red Badger]

Fireball is good stuff!................

[BenLurkin]

She seems nice.

[Kudsman]

Don’t drive on the greens!

[Sequoyah101]

Laz?

[Billthedrill]

...21 opened mini bottles of Fireball, and two empty bottles of 99 Brand liqueur...

FORE!!

[kawhill]

“The situation became even stranger after a witness told deputies they had watched the Hyundai being driven across portions of the golf course before the vehicle eventually came to a stop.”

Erika made her tee time.

[NorthMountain]

refused to participate in standardized field sobriety tests

A sober person should do the same ... "field sobriety tests" are totally subjective frauds.

declined to provide breath samples

Bad idea ... the machine might be broken, but at least it provides an objective measurement.

[ComputerGuy]

I drink Fireball just for the cinnamon taste.

[Dr. Sivana]

Fireball, that stuff is the cheapest. All the Circle Ks around here have it for 99 cents a bottle.

[KarlInOhio]

Streamsong Golf Resort: where every hole is the 19th

[Sicon]

Florida Woman’s Fireball-Fueled Golf Course Drive Sparks Internet Frenzy

I thought this was going to be an article about how drinking a few Fireballs before you tee off helps improve your drive!

[OldHarbor]

Whiskey bottles
Brand new cars
Golf course you’re in my way

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“unopened 10-pack of 50-milliliter Fireball Cinnamon Whisky bottles”

The night’s still young!! Miles to go before I sleep.

[jroehl]

People buying 99-cent Fireball mini bottles are getting absolutely destroyed on alcohol-per-dollar value compared to cheap vodka.

Example:

* Fireball mini:

* 50ml
* ~33% alcohol
* ~$0.99

That equals about:
16.5ml of pure alcohol.

Now compare that to a cheap 1.75L vodka handle:

* 1750ml
* 40% alcohol
* ~$10–15

That equals about:
700ml of pure alcohol.

So to equal ONE cheap vodka handle, you would need about:

42 Fireball minis.

At $0.99 each:
≈ $41.58

So cheap vodka gives roughly 4–5x more alcohol per dollar than Fireball mini bottles.

The minis are selling:

* convenience
* portability
* impulse buying
* sweetness

—not value.

[mjp]

-Golf tip: if you can count more tiny bottles than there are holes on the course, it’s time to call a ride.
-She refused the field sobriety test but absolutely aced the mini-bar exam.
-Fireball: the only whiskey that turns a par 4 into a parole hearing.
-Who drinks Fireball? People who want their hangover to smell like a Yankee Candle called Regret Cinnamon.
-Mulligan? More like multi-gin—close enough for government paperwork.
-She went for the 19th hole first and accidentally discovered holes 1 through 18 along the way.

[Texas Eagle]

That doesn’t mean she drank them all at one time. She probably just never threw the empties away

[goo goo g'joob]

One of my golf groups has a routine where every birdie shooter consumes one of those mini-bottles of Fireball. If I had an AA sponsor I would never have to report in...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Dang, Erika Meyer has a lot to work with. It's always such a shame to see drugs and alcohol destroy people like this. I've seen it with my folks, my BIL, our neighbor's daughter's struggles, a very good friend's daughter's struggles, and one of our own kids.

Before and After...

[Keyhopper]

As I was driving on the 9th hole fairway a guy cut me off off the green. This cause me to become stuck in the sand in the bunker on the 10th hole. The trauma I received from this horrific caused me to get heart palpitations so I immediately began an alcohol infusion technique I learned on tic TOC. Thank God I had a pallet of FIREBALL CINNAMON LIQUOtm in my possession.