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If you paid me to ruin a movie, I still couldn’t have done it this masterfully
X ^ | 05/08/2026 | Rothmus

Posted on 05/15/2026 4:50:53 PM PDT by SmokingJoe

If you paid me to ruin a movie, I still couldn’t have done it this masterfully


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To: Antoninus

Bautista would not have been a good choice. He would have made Achilles look too slow, not athletic. Fighting is more then standing and bashing each other. The Rock could have pulled it off. I actually thought Pitt did a good job and I didn’t expect him too.


101 posted on 05/16/2026 7:36:16 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Reily
Achilles was meant to be the total package. Highly skilled, fast, massive, but beyond all else, frighteningly strong and imposing with an aura of invincibility. I didn't get that from Pitt at all.

Ellen Page is the opposite of all those things so if they make her the shade of Achilles in Hades, it would make sense as an ironic punishment, but nothing else.
102 posted on 05/16/2026 8:07:40 AM PDT by Antoninus (Republicans are all honorable men.)
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To: Antoninus
What I can remember of the Iliad I did not get the impression Achilles was massive. Agree with the other attributes. I did get the idea of massive with the description of Ajax. I could see Batusita in the role of Ajax. However I don't remember Ajax in the Odyssey not even in the Hades scenes.

Regarding the tranny Paige; playing the ghost\shade of Achilles. Yes ghosts are supposed to be unsubstantial. Paige would be so unsubstantial to be unrecognizable. How would Odysseus even realize it's Achilles. The voice would have to be dubbed. No reason for Paige to even be there! Given that just use CGI to get the ghost effect.

103 posted on 05/16/2026 8:38:00 AM PDT by Reily
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To: Reily

You know, that’s actually a fair point re: Ajax versus Achilles. Even so, I always envisioned Achilles as someone who combined the mass and brute strength of Ajax with a martial skill. While Ajax’s approach was to batter his opponents down, Achilles could do it all. He could batter down even someone as massive as Ajax, while out-dueling even the most adept warriors like Hector with supreme martial arts skills.


104 posted on 05/16/2026 8:52:22 AM PDT by Antoninus (Republicans are all honorable men.)
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To: Beowulf9

Stupid, blind ideology, definition of insanity….


105 posted on 05/16/2026 9:41:15 AM PDT by blitz128
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To: Reily

I agree. Achilles is constantly described as “The swift footed”. From this, and the typical physique of the Greek warrior statues of that time, I take it that quick, violent attacks were favored. This requires a lithe frame with the over-developed glutes and hamstrings of a sprinter, which is exactly what the statues show us. Moreover, if you look at the surviving examples of Greek armor and helmets from the time, you’ll see that men were much smaller. Thus, it may be that the man-killing Achilles of 1300 BC was no taller than today’s fifth-grader.


106 posted on 05/16/2026 10:19:33 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: PUGACHEV

Tranny Page needs to wait for that Trailer Park Boys revival. I want to see Ricky deal with the new “tranny/Trina”!


107 posted on 05/16/2026 10:29:25 AM PDT by Reily
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To: SmokingJoe
"Why does an actor's race matter?!" Ok… now imagine it was this:
End Wokeness actor race meme https://x.com/i/status/2055732768143786245
108 posted on 05/16/2026 5:37:12 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: SmokingJoe

What if Nolan had put the absolutely unquestioned untouchable Halle Berry in


109 posted on 05/17/2026 12:47:41 PM PDT by stanne
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To: stanne

Same thing.
Unless you are happy with a white guy playing Mandela.


110 posted on 05/17/2026 1:45:57 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: SmokingJoe

I doubt it would be the same overall reaction

You are well read on Homer?

You think the 90% of the audience is?

Was Mandela, who died only a few years ago, a mythological character like Helen of Troy?

He wasn’t.


111 posted on 05/17/2026 1:53:05 PM PDT by stanne
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To: stanne
Blacks would go crazy and probably start yet another riot if a white were cast as Mandela and the Democratic Party would go nuts.
Odyssey?
I read it before I was 12, but then I was a serious reader.
People know far more about Greek mythology than you think.
There was a time in the 60’s when a large number of movies were made on Greek mythology.
They didn't go and grab some super black African to play the blond Helen either.
They were not stupid.
112 posted on 05/17/2026 2:12:18 PM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: rlmorel
The Odyssey?

The Odyssey of the Apes. Ulysses is played by Cornelius the chimp. And Helen, well, you've seen the pics.

113 posted on 05/17/2026 2:17:29 PM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: SmokingJoe

Whatever


114 posted on 05/17/2026 2:21:55 PM PDT by stanne
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To: SmokingJoe
Christopher Nolan Wants to RUIN “The Odyssey”...This is WOKE Trash!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lJB6qdBXro

115 posted on 05/18/2026 11:16:30 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: Charles Martel
Helen of Troy, Michigan.

Well done! 😂

116 posted on 05/18/2026 11:22:08 AM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
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To: SmokingJoe
FUNNIEST Memes & Comedy ROASTING Nolan's The Odyssey WOKE Cast 🤣 LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90v01sg4M8

117 posted on 05/19/2026 12:42:05 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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