[ConservativeStatement]

"genuinely seemed afraid" ... Too late now.

[Jim W N]

"genuinely seemed afraid" ... Too late now.

I'd be afraid...

[MarlonRando]

I wish somebody would show up with chicken legs and some seasoning to cook in my air fryer. That would be great.

[xp38]

The woman said Rosch "genuinely seemed afraid" of Kloth, and said she had bitten him on the thumb.

This guy was not seeing the parade of red flags marching by.

[Thank You Rush]

I laughing allowed? Sorry - but that was my first reaction. A lot of weird stuff in the news but this has to take the cake....

[whitney69]

At least it wasn’t a Duke sweatshirt.

wy69

[Lazamataz]

I might not hit that.

[stevio]

IDK, do they even get chicken in jail?

[Steely Tom]

I wonder if she knew Taylor Schabusiness. Less than 50 miles from Lac La Belle to Fond Du Lac.

Of course, Taylor didn’t stop at just killing her boyfriend.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Is this KFC’s new ad campaign?
“If you want to live, let us do the cooking”

[ifinnegan]

Sounds reasonable, eh?

[roving]

Her eyebrows alone scare me.

[Ezekiel]

Boyfriend brought chicken to girlfriend's apartment to make in the air fryer instead of taking her to dinner

At least it wasn't Al's Motel.

"When I called for the reservation I talked to the proprietor, Al. He said we could use the burner in his kitchen to heat up the TV dinners."

[dayglored]

I gotta say, stabbing through the heart -- man, that is some seriously "rough sex" right there...

Wait, what? There was no sex involved??

That's just ... ROUGH.

[Texas Eagle]

His fatal mistake was telling her to make him a sandwich.

[frank ballenger]

I just saw Fatal Attraction for the first time. There is a director’s cut alternate ending not shown to the theater audiences. The stupid police detectives arrest Michael Douglas for murder and say if his fingerprints are on the butcher knife then he’s guilty. “Nobody cuts their own throat to commit suicide. She was murdered.”

But he saved his life and his wife’s by holding that knife and struggling so he’d be doomed. Wife plays the cassette which shows the woman’s intention to commit suicide by blade so the cops are thwarted.

Lessons: Guys, be careful dating. Husbands: Don’t even think about adultery.

Bathroom scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd521kE7f0A

[CaptainK]

He looked like a cute young man who must have been really desperate for a girlfriend

[Mashood]

Wonder what tribe she’s from?

[PAR35]

Mikayla

?

[PAR35]

Well, I can see her getting angry if he brought a live chicken and expected her to kill it, clean it, and pluck it.

[Pearls Before Swine]

A date with the criminally insane, poor guy.

He was trying for a homely “Winner, winner, chicken dinner,” and she wanted to be taken out because it was (relatively) expensive. She’d not be one to have a traffic beef with, either.