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The punchline to an old bullfight joke, about the size of the diner special; sometimes the bull wins.
1 posted on 04/20/2026 5:29:45 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

…never saw it coming.


2 posted on 04/20/2026 5:30:53 PM PDT by Ken Regis (I concur )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Damn near killed him.


3 posted on 04/20/2026 5:31:16 PM PDT by posterchild
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Damn! Mess with the bull, and you get the horns.


4 posted on 04/20/2026 5:31:26 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“Sometimes, Senor, the bull - he does not lose.”


5 posted on 04/20/2026 5:31:40 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too. 😁 " - Robert Conquest )
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Since it would make a huge difference, they should indicate whether the bull managed to get one or both horns in there.


8 posted on 04/20/2026 5:34:01 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Sometimes, a bit of justice..


9 posted on 04/20/2026 5:34:13 PM PDT by sonova (No money? You're free to go.)
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Bull: Up yours buddy !

10 posted on 04/20/2026 5:35:44 PM PDT by OldHarbor
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Nice shootin’, Tex.


11 posted on 04/20/2026 5:36:38 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Plenty of witnesses so that should count as a hole in one.


12 posted on 04/20/2026 5:37:53 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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Bullseye!


13 posted on 04/20/2026 5:38:38 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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Another case from the files of !
15 posted on 04/20/2026 5:44:14 PM PDT by Gamecock ("The prosperity gospel is exactly like marrying someone for their money." -Sean Demars)
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18 posted on 04/20/2026 5:47:47 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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19 posted on 04/20/2026 5:51:56 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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Oh Schiff, er, um,
Oh shiite..


20 posted on 04/20/2026 5:53:25 PM PDT by A strike (miss Rush but miss CharlieKirk more)
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This unfortunate incident once happened to Rep. Jerry Nadler.

 

a woman is standing at a podium in front of a group of people .

21 posted on 04/20/2026 5:58:05 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Import the third world. Become the second world.)
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One in a million shot, doc.


23 posted on 04/20/2026 6:01:16 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Hello, Mr. Camacho, my name is Dr. Bull and I am here, today, to do your Colonoscopy. Unfortunately, we ran out of scopes, so, today, we will be using my horns.


24 posted on 04/20/2026 6:03:43 PM PDT by Ez2BRepub (Democrats Suck)
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ouch…..


26 posted on 04/20/2026 6:15:29 PM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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I wonder if the bull’s name was Don Lemon?


29 posted on 04/20/2026 6:20:02 PM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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Always root for the bull.

L


30 posted on 04/20/2026 6:20:14 PM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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