[Libloather]

[Sirius Lee]

He’s in grave danger.

[quantim]

Gang member type tattoos on a mentally ill grave robber with a man-bun, sometimes there are just no words.

[Texas Eagle]

he seems nice.

[Ezekiel]

Police said Gerlach was initially identified after officers conducting surveillance spotted bones and skulls inside his vehicle at Mount Moriah Cemetery

Investigators later observed him leaving the cemetery carrying a burlap bag, a crowbar and other tools. Authorities allege he admitted to stealing approximately 30 sets of remains.

What were the police thinking? Obviously this was a good deed misunderstood, because human remains on Mount Moriah block the passage of the Messiah.

Now the whole plot is in mortal danger!

Oh sure, Jonathan may look a tad sketchy, but you can't judge a book by its cover. He's *supposed to* blend in with the residents, like he's lived there his whole life.

Despite his rattling appearance, he's a real 'leave no stone unturned' type workaholic.

Thanks for nothing, coppers. It's so hard to find good help these days.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Comment of the day on that site:

buckweat900
8h
The most pressing question any reader might ask this writer didn’t touch on. Why did he steal all of those human remains?

kw61
5m
He’s running a Democrat voter registration drive.

BINGO!

[V_TWIN]

WTF is wrong with people?

SMH

[mkmensinger]

“Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes”

[MayflowerMadam]

I read the article. I think I read the whole thing. I didn’t see it told why he did it. What a weirdo.

[Hyman Roth]

Make no bones about it. He is definitely in a satanic cult.

[HYPOCRACY]

[Clay Moore]

He was quite the hockey fan. He had a face off in the corner.