Police said Gerlach was initially identified after officers conducting surveillance spotted bones and skulls inside his vehicle at Mount Moriah Cemetery
Investigators later observed him leaving the cemetery carrying a burlap bag, a crowbar and other tools. Authorities allege he admitted to stealing approximately 30 sets of remains.
What were the police thinking? Obviously this was a good deed misunderstood, because human remains on Mount Moriah block the passage of the Messiah.
Now the whole plot is in mortal danger!
Oh sure, Jonathan may look a tad sketchy, but you can't judge a book by its cover. He's *supposed to* blend in with the residents, like he's lived there his whole life.
Despite his rattling appearance, he's a real 'leave no stone unturned' type workaholic.
Thanks for nothing, coppers. It's so hard to find good help these days.
Would they really be in “mortal danger,” though? They’re all skeletons already.
Unless maybe you’re thinking about Ezekiel 37: “Suddenly as I spoke, there was a rattling noise all across the valley. The bones of each body came together and attached themselves as complete skeletons. Then as I watched, muscles and flesh formed over the bones. Then skin formed to cover their bodies, but they still had no breath in them.”