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Posted on 04/17/2026 12:31:42 PM PDT by V_TWIN
Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced his plan to open a $30 million city-run grocery store in the heart of New York City. While that may seem like a lot of money, this isn't your average Kroger.
Take a look at the following list of amazing features the new taxpayer-funded grocery store will have:
1. Choice of two different brands of products: Have your pick between carrots or potatoes.
2. A mandatory 3-hour wait time at the register to ensure fairness across all lines: Finally, justice for all.
3. All the cashiers will be ex-cons out on work release: Checkout has never been more exciting.
4. Claw at the exit that turns you upside-down and shakes loose change out: Every penny counts.
5. Produce section that's just a bunch of dirt for you to grow your own veggies: You'll have fresh veggies in just six months — if the hobos don't get to them first.
6. Line where you can hang out for several hours and get a free loaf of bread: It'll be a throwback to a bygone era.
7. Frozen food aisle occasionally thawed to promote climate awareness: Finally, a grocery store that's conscious of its carbon footprint.
8. Groceries in your cart will be intermittently redistributed to other people's carts: No one should ever have more than someone else.
I. The cleanest empty shelves anywhere in the city: Truly a cut above the rest.
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Enjoy comrade!
I remember the Yeltsin story. This is why they don’t teach history in schools anymore. You can’t raise an educated and informed Socialist.
I am reminded of a story Reagan told about Soviet Propaganda against the US.
“In the US elderly people are so poor they have to eat CANNED DOG FOOD!
“The Russian people were shocked! ‘You mean they have CANNED DOG FOOD in America?’”
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