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I thought gator were just Florida chihuahuas.
1 posted on 04/07/2026 12:31:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Wait, you can’t do that?


2 posted on 04/07/2026 12:34:17 PM PDT by pangaea6
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License plate readers tracked the car heading eastbound,

Good thing we have those license plate readers, eh?

3 posted on 04/07/2026 12:36:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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When apprehended, were they singing, ‘East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’! We’re gonna do what they say cain’t be done!” ?


4 posted on 04/07/2026 12:38:50 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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“Anthony Buhl, March Wallin Chadwick, accused of illegal gator possession”. An unusual story.


5 posted on 04/07/2026 12:39:02 PM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch Wrthym because + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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picking up roadkill is a crime?

Come on guys... let’s have some common sense here

Does EVERY GD tTHING need governemtn per,mission?????

>:(


6 posted on 04/07/2026 12:44:03 PM PDT by Mr. K (no i think 10%consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
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They are what they eat?


11 posted on 04/07/2026 12:48:35 PM PDT by buridan
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A felony for picking up a dead animal? Insane. Paraphrasing the book but we all commit 3 felonies just waking up in the morning.


14 posted on 04/07/2026 1:00:24 PM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden )
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Laws regarding roadkill vary by state, with many states allowing the collection and use of roadkill under specific regulations to promote safety and resource management.
Overview of Roadkill Laws

State Regulations: In the United States, over 30 states have enacted laws that permit the collection and consumption of roadkill. These laws aim to reduce waste and promote wildlife management. For example, California’s roadkill law allows individuals to collect certain animals, such as deer and elk, for consumption, provided they obtain a free permit from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW).

Permitting Process: In states like California, individuals must report the collection of roadkill through an online system to ensure proper tracking and regulation. The law typically requires that the collection occurs within a specific timeframe (e.g., within 24 hours of the animal’s death) to ensure the meat is safe for consumption.

Safety Considerations: When collecting roadkill, it is crucial to ensure that the animal is indeed dead and has not been dead for an extended period, as this can affect the safety of the meat. Individuals are advised to check for signs of decay, such as flies or a foul odor, before attempting to harvest the meat.

Penalties for Non-Compliance: Failing to adhere to the regulations surrounding roadkill collection can result in fines and legal action. Non-compliance is generally treated as an infraction, similar to other minor wildlife violations.

Conclusion
Understanding the laws surrounding roadkill is essential for individuals interested in collecting and utilizing road-killed animals. Each state has its own regulations, so it is important to familiarize oneself with local laws to ensure compliance and safety. Always check with local wildlife authorities for the most accurate and up-to-date information regarding roadkill collection in your area.


net says.................

needed free permit?


16 posted on 04/07/2026 1:07:02 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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Anthony Buhl, 56, of New York City, and March Wallin Chadwick, 57, of Chattanooga, Tennessee

So this wasn't a Florida Man story? Question, if they are under arrest, are they not now under Florida jurisdiction, and therefore, temporary Florida Men?

It's an anchor gator! Let these Florida Men go!

17 posted on 04/07/2026 1:13:21 PM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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In Florida, individuals are allowed to keep roadkill, such as deer, if they were the driver of the vehicle that struck the animal, but proper documentation is required.
Key Points on Florida Roadkill Laws

Legal Possession: If you hit a deer with your vehicle, you are generally allowed to keep the carcass. This applies regardless of the hunting season, and you do not need a hunting license to possess the roadkill.

Documentation: It is important to document the incident. Typically, law enforcement or wildlife officials will provide an accident report, which can be useful for insurance purposes and to prove that the animal was killed in a vehicle collision. If you find a roadkill carcass that you did not hit, you should contact the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) to report it and obtain permission to take it.

Safety Considerations: When retrieving roadkill, ensure your safety and that of others. Park safely away from traffic and confirm that the animal is deceased. You must remove the entire carcass, including entrails, from the road to avoid violating state law.

Health Concerns: Be aware of health advisories regarding consuming roadkill, especially concerning diseases like Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) in deer. It is advisable to check local health advisories before consuming any salvaged meat.

Contact Information: For further clarification or to report a roadkill incident, you can contact the FWC wildlife hotline at 1-800-404-FWCC (3922).
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By following these guidelines, you can legally and safely handle roadkill in Florida while ensuring compliance with state laws.


NET SAYS


18 posted on 04/07/2026 1:17:47 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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I wouldn’t have thought road kill was protected like this.


19 posted on 04/07/2026 1:18:04 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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Anything For A Buck

-PJ

21 posted on 04/07/2026 1:20:24 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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“Sorry, Yer Honor, but that gator was the only one of us sober enough to drive.”


22 posted on 04/07/2026 1:25:26 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Reminds me of the time (1978) we strapped a large Apalichicola National Forest sign we found while four wheeling in the forest onto the top of my car using jumper cables to affix it to said roof. As we were about to leave Tallahassee a Trooper pulled up beside us and smiled. We smiled back and laughed all the way back to Gainesville. It made a wonderful college dining table.


24 posted on 04/07/2026 1:51:46 PM PDT by HockeyPop
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I don’t see a problem with it. I thought Florida was a free state?


25 posted on 04/07/2026 2:18:47 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (They were the FA of times, they were the FO of times.)
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