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To: mewzilla; Lazamataz; poconopundit

Well, according to Black History, it was a blackman who invented the modern water commode.

We need to unleash the wisdom of vacuum during Black History month, in the hope that someone from that line of history will step forward to relieve modern man of the present universal failure of space travel commodes.

THe problem of weightlessness ensures that the turd does not
always go down. Vacuum as a solution sucks ones ass into the commode.Damned if you do and damned if you don’t. An engineering paradox.Solve it and you will become an instantaneous millionaire.

I prefer a centifuge solution, spinning the astronaut around in circles dureing the process of defecation, so that the ejecta is trapped against the toilet bowl sides to exit up around the specially designed slotted rim upon flushing with compressed air and water.But then the astronauts are dizzy for hours after, an unpleasant side effect for the defecators, who return to earth either constipated or cross-eyed.

As Tolkein in his wisdom surmised, we must all at some point live in Bagend. Floating and shitting in a bag is not such a bad alternative.KISS.


30 posted on 04/03/2026 5:00:34 AM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: Candor7

“Well, according to Black History, it was a blackman who invented the modern water commode.”

Thomas Crapper, an white Englishman, was the inventor of the modern toilet.


33 posted on 04/03/2026 5:09:04 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: Candor7
You missed your calling, Candor7. Your skill in literature is excellent. Now, if we can only gently encourage you to choose story subjects at the beginning of the digestive cycle.

Which do you prefer for dinner? Sushi or steak? :-)

79 posted on 04/04/2026 1:38:09 AM PDT by poconopundit (Tommy Robinson, love you man. Keep up the good fight. Make the UK Great Again.)
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