Posted on 03/06/2026 12:41:06 PM PST by BenLurkin
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One of my favorite Demotivators.
I worked it before I retired, and I had that as a screensaver for sometime!
That was a common joke… Everybody knew that you could be the person who everybody would remember for a given failure that would become a classic.
You did hope that your gravestone (professionally speaking) would be help to somebody else behind you…:)
If you’re going down a river in a wire canoe, and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
Gender-confused man, having got the lop-it-off-of-me surgery done, decided a chick flick would take his mind off the trauma. Halfway through the movie waves of nausea forced him to go through the nearest exit and throw up. Going back around to the ticket window he explained this to the clerk and asked to be readmitted.
“I can’t let you back in without seeing a stub.”
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