Posted along with the Orders of the Day!
“Last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs. They left a sauce pan filled with hot water. The police suspect poachers.”
(Thanks for the groaner L.P.!)
LOL!
Back when I lived in ‘The ‘Burbs’ I was robbed! We were out of town on a family emergency day after Thanksgiving and I forgot to put the bar in the patio door, and he broke in that way.
He took jewelry, wrapped Christmas gifts, a bottle of Jack Daniels and the last piece of Pumpkin Pie! He hit all the houses on our block and traumatized my cat!
Never caught him, never got my jewelry back. :(