When you were being ‘punished’ in the Army, cleaning out the grease trap was your absolute WORST punishment. ;)
I never screwed up THAT badly - but I DID have Kitchen Patrol (KP) a few times in the rotation and I learned to BAKE Bacon for a crowd of about 100, versus frying it and I learned that I NEVER want to live* where Cockroaches the size of your FIST rear up on hind legs and HISS at you! Ugh!
*Fort Jackson, SC.
I had just done my nails perfectly and there were no rubber gloves in the house3. I dug out the grease and we filled up many hefty bags with about a gallon each and brother took it up the stairs and down to the trash can. Nails ruined.
In FL they call them Palmetto bugs because it sounds nicer than a 3-4 inch roach that can leap/fly 3-4 feet and land on you.