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Absolutely riveting, erudite discussion of an important topic, befitting of a First Lady, no?
1 posted on 02/14/2026 12:51:15 PM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Cocaine courage, right there.


2 posted on 02/14/2026 12:52:32 PM PST by blackdog (The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.)
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Prince albert was one im sure of it


3 posted on 02/14/2026 12:53:26 PM PST by al baby (I miss that ol windbag )
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Thank you narcissistic narwhal Mike. Blech.


4 posted on 02/14/2026 12:53:52 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.a a q)
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What? No neck stretching? No labia weights? No lip plates?

You know, all those African cultural tidbits.

5 posted on 02/14/2026 12:55:19 PM PST by blackdog (The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.)
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Any more holes in that head and the few brains left will ooze out all over the floor.

When I was a kid, one of my Dad’s favorite sayings was “You need that like you need a hole in the head.” Po Ole Michelle never had a good Dad to give her that simple life lesson.


6 posted on 02/14/2026 12:55:28 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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The jokes just write themselves.


7 posted on 02/14/2026 12:56:01 PM PST by Orosius
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How the LSM fawned, and stills fawns, over this dog and not a word about Melania. Lame Stream Media, you suck.


8 posted on 02/14/2026 12:56:24 PM PST by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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Redefining ugly?


9 posted on 02/14/2026 12:57:40 PM PST by Fungi
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There has to be a way to stop the self glorification publicity of Michelle Obama and Rosie O’Donnell.

Enough.

If a kitchen employee finds a deteriorating dead rat behind the restaurant they don’t keep looking inside the trash dumpster again and again every day after they toss it.


10 posted on 02/14/2026 12:58:15 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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“There’s just more beautiful adornment, you see, there’s more of a cluster, the constellation sort of look of twinkles that goes,” she said. Your body is adorned Michelle.


11 posted on 02/14/2026 12:58:55 PM PST by kawhill (Dywedwch Wrthym + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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I would have thought something more “surgical” than piercings.


12 posted on 02/14/2026 1:00:23 PM PST by FLNittany
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She had her face lifted and when they saw what was underneath they let it drop again.


13 posted on 02/14/2026 1:00:51 PM PST by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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WTFC


14 posted on 02/14/2026 1:02:40 PM PST by gdzla (Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo)
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Penectomy?


15 posted on 02/14/2026 1:02:59 PM PST by KevinB (I don’t really care, Margaret.)
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“Barack Didn’t Notice for Days”

Damn moochie.....I don’t believe I’d have told that.

Tells me he avoids eyeballing that sasquatch as much as possible......and I sure don’t blame him. Lol!


16 posted on 02/14/2026 1:03:45 PM PST by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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Melania does not need all that narcissistic attention seeking.

And she wou look classy and beautiful in any clothing.


17 posted on 02/14/2026 1:05:09 PM PST by Chickensoup
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...Cue the gorilla video this time with bright red lipstick!!...


18 posted on 02/14/2026 1:05:31 PM PST by sit-rep (START DEMANDING INDICTMENTS NOW!!!!!)
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If Michelle wants to grab her Man’s attention, she will have to get piercings in her nose. on her jowls and on the tip of her tongue. Guaranteed, he will be riveted.


20 posted on 02/14/2026 1:10:22 PM PST by lee martell
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I thought the new addition would be a burka.


21 posted on 02/14/2026 1:12:37 PM PST by Mouton (There is a new sheriff and deputy in town now!)
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Piercings are the opposite of Beauty Upgrade.
Regardless of what I otherwise think of these two, I don't blame Barack at all for not looking at his spouse any longer than necessary.

24 posted on 02/14/2026 1:23:23 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty)
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