Posted on 02/14/2026 12:51:15 PM PST by simpson96
Michelle Obama showed off a stack of new piercings—and revealed that it took former President Barack Obama several days to notice her sparkly new additions.
“In one sitting, I got 10 piercings,” the former first lady, 62, said during a Q&A segment of her podcast, IMO, which she hosts with her older brother, Craig Robinson, 63.
The news came after a listener asked, “What is one thing you’ve learned about the other from doing the podcast and working together?”
“What I’ve learned,” Robinson began his answer, looking at Michelle, “is that you tried to get your ears pierced and thought I didn’t notice. And I see you got all these new piercings in your ear.”
Michelle questioned her brother’s statement, saying, “I don’t think you noticed.”
The two playfully argued back and forth about the subject before Michelle explained to the listeners. “I have always thought about getting some extra piercings in my ear; I just never got around to it,” Michelle explained.
She continued, “I had a second hole that I had got, like, before I had kids. But then I just got lazy and stopped putting an earring in it.”
Michelle and Barack, 64, welcomed their daughters, Malia and Sasha, in 1998 and 2001, respectively.
“But nowadays, the young people in my life are doing more piercings,” Michelle explained.
“There’s just more beautiful adornment, you see, there’s more of a cluster, the constellation sort of look of twinkles that goes,” she said.
“I was going in for a few [piercings], and then I did my normal self and was like, ‘Oh, put one there and put one there. Oh, yeah, let’s try one there,’” she explained, pointing to her ear.
In total, Michelle got 10 new piercings in her ears—an earful, literally—but she said the elaborate series of beaded additions to her look wasn’t painful.
Robinson complimented the results, adding, “If I didn’t like it, you’d know.”
While her brother may have noticed the new look, Michelle’s husband was less observant.
“Barack finally noticed. Took him a couple of days,” Michelle said, laughing.
Barack, whom she married in 1992, apparently offered her an explanation for his lack of awareness.
“He was like, ‘You haven’t had your hair up. You’ve had your hair down.’ And I was like, ‘I don’t know, I like, sleep with you every night, dude,’ you know?” Michelle joked, adding, “But he noticed yesterday. And I got them done like four days ago.”
Robinson said, “Don’t tell [Barack] that I noticed before him.”
I thought the new addition would be a burka.
Could not help myself I really laughed out loud at that one.
Mooch is a classic example of how unattractive women who crave attention will do piercings, wild hair, wild clothes, wild eyeglasses, you name it - thinking that it compensates for their homeliness.
How she must HATE Melania, who needs nothing “extra”.
In other words... Who gives a rat’s ass?
Punching holes in body parts is considered a beauty upgrade?
The bone through the nose should have been a dead give away.
Installing spikes on his foreskin.
The beard couldn’t turn his head over her looks?!?
It seems that Michelle is always complaining about something. What an annoying woman to be married to.
Indeed.
If she were in my house I’d try not to look at her either.
In fact, Big Mike is just annoying, period.
WHY ARE THERE NO PICTURES???
“....befitting of a First Lady, no?...”
Probably not, the First Lady. But the for the First Trannie, it’s just fine.... /s
Piercings are a beauty upgrade?
A cutadicoffame?
Hit tip to Rush Limbaugh!
10 piercings , all in her tongue ,LOL
“Beauty upgrade?”
Not possible for her to accomplish.
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