[Harmless Teddy Bear]

In case you needed a reason to stay celibate this weekend, there's a sexually transmitted fungus making the rounds and leaving its mark.

Not planning on staying celibate but since we embrace chastity not worried about catching a VD.

Interesting that the author seems to think there are only two options, town bicycle or monk.

[NorthMountain]

Interesting that the author seems to think there are only two options, town bicycle or monk.

The author may be a fag, which would explain this problem. Those of us in sane and stable marriages need not be celibate, yet have essentially zero chance of getting this or any other form of VD.