Interesting that the author seems to think there are only two options, town bicycle or monk.
The author may be a fag, which would explain this problem. Those of us in sane and stable marriages need not be celibate, yet have essentially zero chance of getting this or any other form of VD.
22 posted on 02/13/2026 12:59:40 PM PST by NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)