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Floridians gather frozen iguanas by armload as frigid temps leave them paralyzed, dropping from trees
NY Post ^ | 2-1-26 | Caitlin McCormack

Posted on 02/01/2026 7:06:01 PM PST by dynachrome

It’s raining reptiles!

Iguanas left virtually paralyzed by Florida’s recent unseasonable cold snap are dropping like flies from trees, leaving people to scoop them up by the armload.

When temperatures plummet, the cold-blooded creatures become immobile, and in Florida, where upwards of 1 million iguanas are estimated to typically laze in the treetops, that means torrents of reptiles falling.

“They’re like little bags of ice,” said Jessica Kilgore of the “nuisance animal removal service” Iguana Solutions as she hefted a 10-pound iguana in her arms.

Usually, Floridians are prohibited from handling the iguanas themselves, but this winter, the situation is so severe that the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission decided to launch temporary collection sites across the panhandle.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: florida; frozen; iguanas; invasivespecies; pests; wildlife
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To: dynachrome

They should be killing them since they’re an invasive species?


81 posted on 02/02/2026 3:32:31 AM PST by pnz1 ("These people have gone stone-cold crazy”)
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To: BradyLS

Wonder if he found his 20 footer yet?


82 posted on 02/02/2026 4:12:14 AM PST by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships)
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To: dynachrome

My first thought. I like roasted iguana.


83 posted on 02/02/2026 4:16:20 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: telescope115

She was out picking them off the ground.
Said it was like Christmas morning.
I assume you are talking about the iguana solutions lady.
I think her name is Jessie.


84 posted on 02/02/2026 4:17:31 AM PST by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships)
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To: GranTorino

I don’t think so. I just hope he doesn’t go the way of Steve Irwin with a snake or ‘gator.


85 posted on 02/02/2026 5:46:35 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: GranTorino

That’s the one. I had no idea that air guns were so powerful.


86 posted on 02/02/2026 6:56:09 AM PST by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Orange Iguana, General Tso’s Iguana, iguana and broccoli. The Chinese restaurants will be getting in on the action.


87 posted on 02/02/2026 7:03:52 AM PST by gunnut
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To: lastchance

Not even Haitians will touch them.


88 posted on 02/02/2026 7:08:51 AM PST by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times Editor)
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To: dynachrome

Point the output/discharge vent towards the swamp and fire the wood chipper up.


89 posted on 02/02/2026 7:57:50 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Stare too long into the dachshund and the dachshund stares back.")
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

They pay iguana eradication services to go around and shoot them with pellet rifles.


90 posted on 02/02/2026 8:30:05 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: piasa

People are the last ones that I would rely on for what I should be doing all the time.


91 posted on 02/02/2026 8:40:27 AM PST by lastchance (Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
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To: Bobbyvotes

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.


92 posted on 02/02/2026 8:41:05 AM PST by lastchance (Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
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To: Ex-Con777

There’s a guy who uses a vacuum to suck them up and into the boat.


93 posted on 02/02/2026 10:55:02 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: BradyLS

A long time ago, I lived in Florida. Husband jad a really nice boat and enjoyed fishing, so I had plenty of Grouper. Super yum.

My local Safeway has terrific fish. Wild Alaskan salmon is my fave, and they just started with wild Alaskan flounder filets. Well-priced and found in the freezer


94 posted on 02/02/2026 2:55:02 PM PST by Veto! ((Trump is Superman})
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To: lee martell; dynachrome

“ Paralyzed, yes, but are most of them dead, or are they just five more degrees away from waking up again?”

Every couple of years there is a story about someone who finds an iguana in this condition and decides to collect them and take them to the state wildlife people. Of course during the warm car ride over there the iguana becomes mobile again and now the do-gooder has an active iguana in their car. I imagine that’s pretty exciting.


95 posted on 02/03/2026 11:37:01 AM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981 )
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To: dynachrome

Daring cook makes frozen iguana tacos after falling from trees in Florida

https://nypost.com/2026/02/09/lifestyle/florida-man-makes-tacos-from-frozen-iguana-that-fell-from-trees/


96 posted on 02/09/2026 3:29:48 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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