1 posted on
01/15/2026 7:28:17 AM PST by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
Throwing in the titty twister was a nice touch.
2 posted on
01/15/2026 7:29:53 AM PST by
Slicksadick
(We accept the love we think we deserve.)
To: simpson96
3 posted on
01/15/2026 7:31:00 AM PST by
xp38
To: simpson96
Well, that sure illustrates the contrast between California and Texas.
To: simpson96
Police say when a loss-prevention officer tried to stop her, things turned ugly outside the store as Aultz headed to her black Lexus sedan. I question that timeline.
9 posted on
01/15/2026 7:37:46 AM PST by
ShadowAce
To: simpson96
I would not want to get between her and a chocolate bar.
12 posted on
01/15/2026 7:41:26 AM PST by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera))
To: simpson96
Miss Piggy drives a Lexus and can’t afford cheap chocolates and pads? And has the gall to fight for the stuff? All she had to do was apologize and pay for the stuff. Now she’s screwed. Can’t fix stupid.
To: simpson96
I didn’t see the comma at first.
18 posted on
01/15/2026 7:50:41 AM PST by
LukeL
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19 posted on
01/15/2026 7:53:01 AM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: simpson96
Not sure I would charge her if I were the judge.
Just look at her, she has suffered enough...
lol
20 posted on
01/15/2026 7:53:10 AM PST by
Bobalu
(Are you one of the men that just wanted to be left alone?)
To: simpson96
Should have written “Purple Nurple” on the charging document.
Do kids still say that? We did.
23 posted on
01/15/2026 7:54:50 AM PST by
Aevery_Freeman
(We don't need an election - We need an exorcism!)
To: simpson96
There was a titty twisting a hole in my high school that I remember. He twisted so hard that it would bleed sometimes. He was expelled.
24 posted on
01/15/2026 7:59:24 AM PST by
albie
To: simpson96
Aultz headed to her black Lexus sedan.
To: simpson96
When did Hershey’s chocolate diversity into feminine pads?
Now toilet paper, I could see.
To: simpson96
According to an arrest report, Aultz pushed the officer outside the store and grabbed him. Officers also say she lunged at the store manager during the confrontation outside. Never get in the way of a woman on her period who is out of chocolate.
27 posted on
01/15/2026 8:04:50 AM PST by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: simpson96
"...two bags of Hershey’s chocolate and [one box of] feminine pads...
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in 'Frisco with all that stuff."
33 posted on
01/15/2026 8:37:55 AM PST by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: simpson96
“”Afterward, Aultz exited the vehicle””
The article never had her GETTING into the vehicle. This bad reporting just never ends.
I’m enjoying my chocolate as I type but looking at that picture, maybe I better quit! Mercy!
To: simpson96
Chinless chick charged in chocolate heist.
38 posted on
01/15/2026 8:59:11 AM PST by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: simpson96
Yikes! I had to read that title twice!
43 posted on
01/15/2026 9:52:16 AM PST by
D_Idaho
("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
To: simpson96
Dang! She even delivered a purple nurple.
44 posted on
01/15/2026 10:14:49 AM PST by
Allegra
(Free Iran! Free Minnesota! )
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45 posted on
01/15/2026 10:35:24 AM PST by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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