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Hershey's chocolate, feminine pads stolen: Woman arrested in Market Basket scuffle [mug shot]
KFDM ^ | 1/14/2026 | Aaron Drawhorn

Posted on 01/15/2026 7:28:17 AM PST by simpson96

BEAUMONT — What started as a $16.21 shoplifting run ended with a robbery charge, a hospital visit, and a $75,000 bond.

Beaumont police say Keri Aultz, 40, stole two bags of Hershey’s chocolate and feminine pads from the Market Basket on 11th Street near I-10 Tuesday evening.

Police say when a loss-prevention officer tried to stop her, things turned ugly outside the store as Aultz headed to her black Lexus sedan.

According to an arrest report, Aultz pushed the officer outside the store and grabbed him.

Officers also say she lunged at the store manager during the confrontation outside.

"Afterward, Aultz exited the vehicle and grabbed the asset protection personnel's left nipple and twisted it causing him to feel pain," according to the arrest report.

Because police say force was used causing bodily injury during the theft, the shoplifting case was upgraded from theft to robbery, a much more serious charge.

Aultz was also checked through Beaumont PD's dispatch, and she had two outstanding Jefferson County warrants for her arrest, according to the arrest affidavit.

Jail records reviewed by KFDM indicate she had warrants for previous theft offenses.

After her arrest, Aultz complained of chest pain and was taken to Christus St. Elizabeth Hospital by EMS before being booked into jail, according to an arrest report.

Magistrate Marc DeRouen set Aultz’s bond at $75,000.

Robbery in the state of Texas is a second-degree felony.


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To: Opinionated Blowhard
> Never get in the way of a woman on her period who is out of chocolate.

You've heard of the 10 Commandments, #1 through #10.

This is #11.

41 posted on 01/15/2026 9:43:25 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Never get in the way of a woman on her period who is out of chocolate.

Really? They're incapable of self-control, and compulsively assault, batter, and steal?

People like that belong in the looney bin.

42 posted on 01/15/2026 9:46:48 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: simpson96

Yikes! I had to read that title twice!


43 posted on 01/15/2026 9:52:16 AM PST by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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To: simpson96

Dang! She even delivered a purple nurple.


44 posted on 01/15/2026 10:14:49 AM PST by Allegra (Free Iran! Free Minnesota! )
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To: simpson96

Ew, she is very ugly!


45 posted on 01/15/2026 10:35:24 AM PST by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: simpson96

Should have stolen carrots and celery sticks instead of the chocolate.


46 posted on 01/15/2026 10:37:49 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: simpson96

The old “I’m having chest pain” is a favorite of those who have been arrested multiple times. Sometimes that allows you a free ride to the hospital and you walk out before you even get to triage.

A department a few towns over got tired of that and started charging them with felony escape charges. After being informed of what was going to happen if they ran, people were “healed” so fast that the medics said it was like being in the presence of Jesus.


47 posted on 01/15/2026 10:50:48 AM PST by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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To: simpson96
Police say when a loss-prevention officer tried to stop her, things turned ugly outside the store as Aultz headed to her black Lexus sedan.

Well played.

48 posted on 01/15/2026 11:53:46 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: simpson96

One look at her Mug tells me Lexus driver don’t need no damn chocolate.

But if you think you do, buy it yerself bitch


49 posted on 01/15/2026 12:05:14 PM PST by Freedom4US
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To: simpson96

I’ll bet she could put away two bags of chocolate in one sitting.


50 posted on 01/15/2026 2:11:09 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: simpson96

She must eat a lot of those chocolate feminine pads.


51 posted on 01/16/2026 8:03:49 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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