Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.
According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.
Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.
When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.
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“I fart in your general direction.”
Never bet on a fart.
Whose birthday is it today to win this charming “Florida (wo)man challenge?
My birthday came up with a Florida man who beat his wife to death with a frying pan for burning the toast.
She should be made to have those orange flashing lights on her car when she drive as a public service warning.
Wow. What a sh*tty thing to do!
You reminded me of the poor monkey that was trying to put the cork back in.
You won’t take me constipated. You say this place is a dump, I show you a dump.
I had to look up the name meaning of “Fang”
The Chinese name “Fang” (often written as 芳, 方, or 房) has multiple meanings, most commonly
“fragrance,” “virtuous,” or “beautiful” (芳), symbolizing elegance and nature, or “square,” “upright,” or “honest” (方), representing structure and integrity, with 房 (fáng) meaning “room” or “house”. While it can also relate to a canine tooth (fangs), the cultural meanings are generally positive, focusing on beauty, morality, or honesty, and it’s used for both boys and girls, though often seen with “fangfang” (芳芳) for girls.
So, she says...”We gonna pitch a Fang Wang doody all night long!”.
She is all of these.
They should have hit her with a tser a few times to help her empty her bowels and bladder before they dragged her ass off.
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