Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.
According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.
Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.
When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.
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Gorillas are similarly not to be messed with ... they can throw “substances” with considerable force and accuracy.
“I shart in your general direction!”
Don’t they usually charge extra for that?
Assign some officers fro SF, they are used to dealing with that sort of thing.
“Missed him by that much”
Swalwell should took a look at her to replace Fangfang.
Well, maybe no poop talk at Thanksgiving dinner, but one day when I get my grandson away from his left leaning father (married to my daughter) for a while of bass fishing in a nearby farm pond. I can hear his giggles now.
It’s not a super power, it’s pooper power. Seems popular in San Francisco and some other cities, they do it in the streets all the time and get free stuff.
Jeez. Even if I were so inclined to go to a so-called massage parlor (aka cathouse), no way would I let any woman near me who has “fang” for a name. Sounds like some sort of vampire.
Turtles do this when picked up.
I used to have people do things like that. Sometimes flinging and spreading too. Didnt make for a good day at all.
Two full changes of clothes including boots making sure that one wears old ones to begin with. Trash bags, disposable wipes, soap and towel, a disinfectant that is safe for your own body like alcohol and something to apply it. As much as alcohol is unpleasant if you get it in your eyes its still much better than bleach.
In those types of settings there are normally things like gloves, buckets, and bleach for the one that caused to mess to try to clean up but the reality is that the staff/victim generally had to follow up to get it done correctly.
That wasnt even the most stressful part of the job.
Watch out because it won’t be long before they rub 2 sticks together and make fire. After that they gonna start walking upright and the next day maybe make some a dem pyramids and you know, other tings
I would’ve let her go.
Heh, you mean American Leftists"! Granted, it is a distinction without a difference, but who could resist taking out the middle step of anti-ICE protesters where they have to poop or pee in a baggie to throw at agents???
i wonder if her range was good enough to hit what she was aiming at?
I hope the raid had a happy ending.
“I thought you say you want crappy ending!”
Florida - the land of natural wonders...
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