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Woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating towards officers in Fort Walton Beach
WJHG ^ | 01/14/2026

Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.

According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.

Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.

When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.

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To: Flag_This

Put the “stuff” in the cell with her when they jail her. It would give her something to think about.


21 posted on 01/14/2026 8:47:25 AM PST by oldtech
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To: devane617

“...Fang Wang...”

Must’ve been Hoo Flung Dung’s day off...


22 posted on 01/14/2026 8:47:26 AM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too. 😁 " - Robert Conquest )
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To: NorthMountain

π˜₯𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘀𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘡𝘰𝘸𝘒𝘳π˜₯ 𝘰𝘧𝘧π˜ͺ𝘀𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝘐 𝘧𝘒π˜ͺ𝘭 𝘡𝘰 𝘢𝘯π˜₯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘡𝘒𝘯π˜₯.

If she did what I’m (unfortunately) thinking she did, then German pornographers would probably want to scout her for her apparent, unique, talent.


23 posted on 01/14/2026 8:47:41 AM PST by Antihero101607
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Wang Fang Pooie?


24 posted on 01/14/2026 8:48:08 AM PST by misanthrope (Deranged, sinister, deplorable troll)
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To: Omnivore-Dan

Indeed, it would be!
An entertaining story to tell the grandkids someday at Thanksgiving Dinner - maybe.
You could exaggerate as much as you wanted to.


25 posted on 01/14/2026 8:48:13 AM PST by lee martell
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Hit it, Ted...


26 posted on 01/14/2026 8:48:36 AM PST by StAnDeliver (Trump II)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Was Robert Kraft there?


27 posted on 01/14/2026 8:48:46 AM PST by miliantnutcase
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To: devane617

β€œWith a name like Fang Wang her massages have to be incredibly good”. β€˜No sh**?’ β€œYes…yes sh**”


28 posted on 01/14/2026 8:49:22 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: Dr. Sivana

Lots of fiber, hydration and electrolytes! ;-)


29 posted on 01/14/2026 8:50:08 AM PST by miliantnutcase
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To: devane617
The Fort Walton Beach Police Department said this was a follow-up investigation related to a search warrant previously served on this location when it was under the names Blue Bay Massage & Spa, New Magnolia Spa and Classy Spa

I can see why they changed their name. Nothing classy about defecating on police to avoid arrest.

30 posted on 01/14/2026 8:51:09 AM PST by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: PLMerite

Maybe her sister Yu Ug Li taught her how


31 posted on 01/14/2026 8:51:44 AM PST by Fai Mao
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To: Antihero101607

You’re implying that she has more directional control than I would have believed possible.

I once visited a zoo that had a yellow line painted on the walkway outside the tiger enclosure. It indicated an exclusion zone ... apparently, tigers have good aim and a few yards of range.


32 posted on 01/14/2026 8:59:11 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: devane617
I was searching for a photo of Ms Fang Wang

I did find this from last year , March 2025, but it’s from Connecticut. Is it the same Fang Wang or is our country inundated with Chinese whores named Fang Wang ?

Is Fang Wang the equivalent of Jane Doe ?

33 posted on 01/14/2026 9:01:39 AM PST by OldHarbor
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To: devane617

kinda kike anti missile flares??β…•


34 posted on 01/14/2026 9:05:04 AM PST by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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To: devane617

They’ve had enough sh1t from Fang Wang.


35 posted on 01/14/2026 9:12:33 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: NorthMountain

Was at the Mirage in Vegas around 20 years ago and they had tigers and Lions on display. Heard a mournful cry from a Tiger, looked and saw some little kids annoying a big bengal tiger. The Tiger promptly turned around, lifted his tail and gave all three kids a hilarious soaking. Just another example of FAFO.


36 posted on 01/14/2026 9:13:22 AM PST by jpp113
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To: Dr. Sivana
Who are these people who can defecate at will? It is almost like a superpower.

Beats me.....

37 posted on 01/14/2026 9:14:07 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, β€œSurely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: devane617
Woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating towards officers in Fort Walton Beach

Frontiers of Female Empowerment.

38 posted on 01/14/2026 9:14:37 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Magnum44

Me thinks she has done this before. Professionally trained?


39 posted on 01/14/2026 9:17:32 AM PST by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: OldHarbor
Here’s the Fang Wang who flung poo.

Yet another Fang Wang prostitute , this one busted in Fort Bend County, Texas

40 posted on 01/14/2026 9:17:44 AM PST by OldHarbor
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