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Woman tries to avoid arrest by defecating towards officers in Fort Walton Beach
WJHG ^ | 01/14/2026

Posted on 01/14/2026 8:32:54 AM PST by devane617

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - On Tuesday, officers responded to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor due to a report of a battery on a Department of Health (DOH) employee.

According to the Fort Walton Beach Police Department, the DOH employee was conducting a routine inspection when Fang Wang, a massage parlor employee, became upset and started yelling at the inspector.

Police said Wang tried to force the inspector out of the business.

When officers tried to detain Wang, she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.

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To: devane617

“I fart in your general direction.”

Never bet on a fart.


61 posted on 01/14/2026 11:05:13 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Whose birthday is it today to win this charming “Florida (wo)man challenge?

My birthday came up with a Florida man who beat his wife to death with a frying pan for burning the toast.


62 posted on 01/14/2026 11:06:35 AM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower)
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To: devane617

She should be made to have those orange flashing lights on her car when she drive as a public service warning.


63 posted on 01/14/2026 11:19:17 AM PST by Vaduz (?.)
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To: devane617
she started defecating toward officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.

Wow. What a sh*tty thing to do!

64 posted on 01/14/2026 11:32:01 AM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Frank Drebin

You reminded me of the poor monkey that was trying to put the cork back in.


65 posted on 01/14/2026 11:38:52 AM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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To: All

You won’t take me constipated. You say this place is a dump, I show you a dump.


66 posted on 01/14/2026 11:41:41 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (Do not go gentle into that good night; rage, rage against the dying of the light -- Dylan Thomas)
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To: OldHarbor; All

I had to look up the name meaning of “Fang”

The Chinese name “Fang” (often written as 芳, 方, or 房) has multiple meanings, most commonly
“fragrance,” “virtuous,” or “beautiful” (芳), symbolizing elegance and nature, or “square,” “upright,” or “honest” (方), representing structure and integrity, with 房 (fáng) meaning “room” or “house”. While it can also relate to a canine tooth (fangs), the cultural meanings are generally positive, focusing on beauty, morality, or honesty, and it’s used for both boys and girls, though often seen with “fangfang” (芳芳) for girls.


67 posted on 01/14/2026 11:56:20 AM PST by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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To: devane617

So, she says...”We gonna pitch a Fang Wang doody all night long!”.


68 posted on 01/14/2026 12:30:55 PM PST by Omnivore-Dan (have to )
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To: Morgana

She is all of these.


69 posted on 01/14/2026 1:01:41 PM PST by devane617 (Discipline Is Reliable, Motivation Is Fleeting..)
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To: devane617

They should have hit her with a tser a few times to help her empty her bowels and bladder before they dragged her ass off.


70 posted on 01/14/2026 2:27:23 PM PST by Mastador1
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To: Dr. Sivana
"Who are these people who can defecate at will? It is almost like a superpower."


71 posted on 01/14/2026 3:59:15 PM PST by jonrick46 (Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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