[dfwgator]

Not the Bee.

[CondoleezzaProtege]

rather dystopian…😐

[Raycpa]

I’d am tempted to purchase as investment.

[toddausauras]

Leftist women love touting all of their “neuro divergent” crap. Professional victims.

[Uncle Miltie]

Does it slap its forehead repeatedly and scream?

[algore]

they have had Trans Ken forever, he never had a penis.

[Vermont Lt]

I understand that kids want to feel included. And thats fine. I wonder how much money Mattel has to do the research and development for what must be a tiny slice of the market.

I would imagine on the P&L, this is under a line item in the PR department, not the RD department.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Maybe we need an Orgasm Barbie.

[Bob434]

Waiti g for the meth-head Barbie or the heroin addict barbie. Then maybe the leprosy barbie, or the ebola Barbie

[Opinionated Blowhard]

With Sensory-Sensitive Features

Does that mean that it starts screaming and rocking when a loud noise goes off?

[nevadapatriot]

Downs Barbie will be next

[bigbob]

Perhaps the biggest steaming pile of woke BS I’ve seen yet.

[CivilWarBrewing]

[higgmeister]

Mattel Releases First-Ever Autistic Barbie Doll With Sensory-Sensitive Features

I immediately thought this had to be The Babylon Bee.   I was sitting with my elbow on my armrest, my hand across my open mouth, trying to think of what I should think.   /sigh   I am at a loss...

[Organic Panic]

It is an inanimate doll. How the heck does a doll express autism?

[maddog55]

[kawhill]

Is this even real?

[captain_dave]

Just thinking.... Is there an ugly fat Barbie “Karen” to go along with autistic Barbie?

[Tom Tetroxide]

Austic Barbie? No! Barbie is a high-priced call girl/prostitute. How else can she afford the lifestyle she has!

Her origins go back to post-WW2 Germany and her original name was Lilli who was featured as a popular comic character in the “Bild-Zeitung” newspaper. She was known as Bild-Lilli and eventually became popular enough to have a doll created that was marketed to men which sold in tobacco shops and adult stores.

https://www.messynessychic.com/2016/01/29/meet-lilli-the-high-end-german-call-girl-who-became-americas-iconic-barbie-doll/

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