Posted on 12/11/2025 7:02:48 AM PST by Navy Patriot
U.S. — In a corroboration of what many had long suspected, a new report finally confirmed that the holiday of Kwanzaa had been revealed to be an elaborate prank on white people.
While experts had wondered for decades if the manufactured holiday was just a clever inside joke to mess with caucasians, it wasn't until a bombshell exposé revealed the complex ruse for what it was all along.
"Yeah, you got us," said black dude Achonte Ndukwe. "We all held a secret meeting back in the late '60s to figure out what we could do to mess with white people. It was decided that making up a holiday out of thin air was the best way to do it. That's how Kwanzaa was born. We honestly didn't think we'd keep the prank going this long, but everyone kept falling for it, so we just went with it. It's hilarious."
In addition to admitting that everything Kwanzaa involves — a special table, the lighting of candles, and a celebratory feast — was just random ideas added to the prank, Ndukwe confirmed that nobody even knew what the word "Kwanzaa" meant. "We thought it was made up," he said. "Somebody told us later that it's actually Swahili for something, but we had no idea. It was just a vaguely African-sounding word. It really had you guys going for a long time, didn't it?"
At publishing time, black people had also finally confirmed that they don't really like Tyler Perry movies either, but have just been pretending to enjoy them just to confuse the rest of the world.
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It has always amazes me how pretty much nobody understands that fake holiday was created by black liberation Marxist criminal.
Are you saying my Kwanzaa vise and soldering iron don’t have a rich African heritage?
Except for public school teachers, who else fell for it?
It’s getting very hard to tell these days.
I just told my State Farm insurance agent that I won’t be using my 2026 State Farm Calendar since it includes Kwanzaa as a Holiday.
When I was in college (1980s) the school wished everybody Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and Happy Kwanzaa.
The only people got offended were African American Christians. Their point was the implication that Christmas wasn't for them.
I used to teach at an all black HS and asked my students, “How many of you all celebrate Kwanzaa?”
Not a hand raised.
Brings to mind about The Beginning of all our existence, when Adam and Eve’s sons, Cain and Abel, brought forth their offerings before GOD. Cain’s offering was of the harvest of his crops, but Abel’s was a sacrificial one, which GOD required an unblemished, free of deformity or disease, innocent firstlings of a flock. Cain as well as Abel, and Adam and Eve, and all the children they bore after Cain and Abel, were instructed by GOD as to what He accepted as a sacrifice to Him to blot out all wrongdoing from GOD’s eyes. Until He sent His Son, JESUS, to fulfill all things. Genesis it was already prophesied of HIM.
The ground (world) had been cursed and was fallen, and The Word (JESUS) specifically reminded Cain, after his offering was rejected, that if he was to offer the correct thing in the correct manner (of a humble and contrite heart) would it and he not be accepted? The blood sacrifice in lieu of the one JESUS would ultimately provide once and for all and ever?
And it was Cain’s choice to either rebuke and defeat Satan at his constant game of deceit and destruction, and obey The LORD, or open the door where Satan crouched to attack and allow him to enter and torment and destroy.
Cain shook his fist in THE LORD’S face and said “I’ll do this MY way”.
Abel’s sacrifice pleased GOD, Abel already knew GOD told him his would not. But he saw to push THE I AM into accepting grain instead of a lamb.
Didn’t work out. In a jealous rage blamed Abel and murdered him. Cain became the father of those that walked away from GOD. Seth, in Adam’s likeness, became the father of those who followed GOD.
The Tabernacle of GOD. The shewbread. The Menorah. The Holy of Holies. The Mercy Seat of The Ark of the Covenant, GOD’S Presence between the bowed-down golden cherubim.
Kw—-: harvest, candles, etc. worshipping a false god. An invention of man’s accord.
I always thought it was just a load of ready made foolishness, so somebody could hopefully get another paid Holiday.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
Sandra Lee Famous Kwanzaa Cake video.
Take three Xanax, drink a full bottle of wine, and follow the recipe.
I’m my area this year it’s Krampus.
At the Christmas parade (they call it Christmas) there was a float dedicated to the legend of Krampus.
It’s got people split and fighting.. which is exactly what it is engineered to do.
There is no legend. It’s completely made up.
Kwanza was the most important holiday for Kamala and her Tamil Hindu family as the sat around lighting kwanza candles as she fed her Jewish husband BLTs. Everyone in Tamil Nadu puts up their kwanza candles next to their Ganeesha statues and cry FWEEDOM!!!!
Finally?
Kwanzaa sounds more like a elaborate prank on black people.
Don’t join their culture?.
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