No More Dumb Sperm: Danish Sperm Bank Sets New IQ Bar

Danishdream ^ | 11-9-25 | Maria van der Vliet

[dynachrome]

Ray-ciss!

[9YearLurker]

Wouldn’t 115 make more sense?

[reed13k]

Wonder if mine might get a premium price....I have typically tested 130-145 depending on the day and test method.....hmmm maybe some extra cash and more 13ks running around.....(sarc)

[Flavious_Maximus]

“...minimum IQ requirement of 85...”

That in itself is already low. It should be a requirement for voting. If so, it would keep out 90% of democrat voters. /spit

[BenLurkin]

The Nazis are running Denmark.

No surprise. They loved Hitler.

[alternatives?]

All they have to do is test and throw away any sperm under 100 and keep their mouth shut.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Then half the kids would be Jewish.

[PeterPrinciple]

Critics warn that setting high expectations based on a donor’s IQ may place undue pressure on the future child. For example, a child genetically predisposed to higher cognitive abilities might not have interest in academics or may struggle to fit into societal norms.

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lowered expectations is the solution......................

[PeterPrinciple]

As the demand for donor sperm continues to grow globally,

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true or fake news?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I guess these two will have to find new ways to make money.

[Omnivore-Dan]

I agree. If the average IQ is 100, why accept below average? Doesn’t make sense. And the average IQ of a democrat is probably below 85, so that would prevent them from voting which would be a good thing. I can’t think of one positive thing they’ve done, since JFK was president.

[DannyTN]

Those Brilliant bastards!

[PGR88]

Meanwhile, Somalis say: No worries on the IQ thingy. We’ll continue our traditional way of spreading our sperm among infidel women.

[Responsibility2nd]

[Zathras]

You are way smarter than Danish Sperm donors.

[9YearLurker]

Another way to hit that 85 target.

[Gay State Conservative]

One of Boston's MBTA transit lines (the Red Line) has stops at Harvard *and* MIT. I ride it regularly and occasionally see an ad for a sperm bank that's right near the MIT stop.

Funny how you see the ads on that line and not the lines that serve working class and welfare class neighborhoods.

IIRC the ad says that you can earn as much as $2500 a month.

[Bon of Babble]

LOL, I understand Danish sperm is in great demand around the world.

Seems like almost everyone wants a Viking Baby:

[Organic Panic]

I am thinking the same thing. There are going to be a lot of caramel colored Danish babies born.

That or they just through the ‘diversity donations’ down the sink.... ewwww

[Organic Panic]

Phrasing.....