Texas creeps indicted in wild plot to invade tiny island to kill the men and use women and children as ‘their sex slaves’: feds

The New York Post ^ | 11/21/25 | Patrick Reilly

[ssapro]

I’d like to know the section and title of which federal law they were indicted under and how the seemingly prosecutorial overreach in enforcing said law. I could see charging them while in the midst of committing the act that they’re accused of. If they’re successfully prosecuted and convicted it’s likely that it’ll become a movie.

[LegendHasIt]

Caine, not York.

That was a great movie.

[Openurmind]

They really did not do their homework very well. Haitian women carry full auto weapons and have lead revolutions in the past. Not sure this take over would have been what they thought. The authorities probably just saved their lives...

[dfwgator]

Haitian women carry full auto weapons and have lead revolutions in the past.

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“This is your Haitian Divorce!”

[No name given]

Most likely.

[Magnum44]

[dfwgator]

Earl Mott: Yeah! Then we're off to Haiti.
Carol: Not Haiti, Tahiti!
Earl Mott: Oh... I knew that.

[Openurmind]

If they are still alive and not already enslaved by a gang warlord you probably don’t want to mess with them... They are raised on that stuff in Haiti, it is already a way of everyday survival for these women.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

They were planning to do what the Spanish Conquistadors did, which we are all told to worship these days.

And the descendants of Los Conquistadors are doing it again to us, as you noted.

Gold post of the day and truthful.

[oldtech]

Yeah, that would be what they deserve for such dumb thinking.

[21twelve]

Reminds me of the cult that took over a small town in Oregon. Then they wanted to take over the county. They recruited homeless people from all over the country to move to their town where they would be given housing, food, etc.

Oregon’s loose election laws allowed them to register with no I.D., no proof of living there for xx days, and up until voting day iirc.

And lots of sex going on in the cult.

[PAR35]

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just run for Congress to end up with the same result?

[RckyRaCoCo]

Yep. The islanders could recruit cannibals for their own mercenary force.

[Dr. Sivana]

Thank you for the gentle correction.

[faucetman]

Jesus will return SOON!

[jagusafr]

All it takes is some act in furtherance of the conspiracy to make a chargeable offense.

[HereInTheHeartland]

They think video games are real?

[antidemoncrat]

Probably a couple of MAGA folks ... Bwhahahahahahahaha

[paulcissa]

I was thinking this must be a Beavus & Butthead rip-off but nope. They walk among us.

[lastchance]

It’s not a “thought crime”.