India tried “toilets for all” and it didn’t work , they still Stop And Drop
Flush the UN, save the world.
Well the world of the UN is in a toilet so there is that.

toilets for all,
The excuses used to justify pillaging taxpayers around the world just become more and more bizarre.
Ive got a 1.75 gallon long oval I’m not giving up!!!
If you know, you know….
So the UN is specifying that it it is The World's Toilet.
Sounds right to me.
Indoor plumbing is an awesome thing, the toilet and the hot running water for the body, easy to clean porcelain surfaces, a shower and a tub.
During the Ebola panic I enjoyed pointing out that a typical American bathroom was similar to some remote African medical facilities with its isolation and sanitation capabilities for handling an infected family member.
Funny. Thought the UN DEMANDED less energy use, higher priced and lower reliability energy supplies, less material, less water be used - to destroy (er, protect ) the Western economies.
Now, with this, the UN DEMANDS more, more steel, more concrete. More buildings and tanks and bigger sewers and more water treatment plants and more chemicals and plastic insulation and wires and pumps and generators be built and be running to provide flush water and clean water the poor and women.
Babylon Bee missed another great story....
If the Secretary General was in front of me I would highly recommend to he/she/it/they that the UN be moved to Uranus.
Lol.
LOL. Of course. What about minorities? Aren't they worst affected too? For some reason, over the past 5 years or so, these Woke organizations have moved from the insipid catchphrase "women and minorities worst affected" to "women and girls worst affected." Why girls have replaced minorities is beyond me.
This isn’t The Babylon Bee???????
I looked and couldn’t find it anywhere.
Exactly where the u.n. belongs. And while we’re at it, take back control of the ‘world heritage’ sites within the U.S. borders.
Let’s get Tim the Tool Man to look into this.
Apparently, we're getting much closer to a pole shift (see Suspicious Observers on YT), making the earth more susceptable to solar CMEs and the like, the magnetic north pole is shifting more and more, the obvious question emerges:
When we flush today, water circulates counter clockwise. At the pinnacle of pole shift, will our flushes go straight down? After all is said and done with pole shift, will northern flushes go clockwise?
Inquiring minds want to know!

can’t think of a more appropriate holiday for the UnitedNazis to celebrate than Toilet Day
this has to be the Bee, right?
if not, let’s flush them down their sacred toilet and be done with them!
"Sustained investment" sounds like they want to impose a Toilet Tax on first-world citizens.
The failures are in Turtle Bay, not in Flushing.