10 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better than Wives!
If you lock your wife in the trunk of your car for a time and your dog in the wife’s car trunk, who will greet you enthusiastically when you let them out?
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them.
11. When you drop "a silent one", dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
12. You can sterilize your dogs without their consent.
13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick them.
14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
16. If you leave dog in the trunk for an hour, it will be happy with you for letting it out
17. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.
Because dogs will never call 911 about what you did in their dream last night....And get you arrested in a woke state because you were not the one to call 911.....and threaten to do it again after they were annoyed by the inconvenience and thousands of dollars and months of "the punishment is the process" before the case is dismissed at pretrial hearings due to lack of evidence.... MY DOGS NEVER DID THAT, HOWEVER.....
OR HUSBANDS OR BOYFRIENDS